FINAL CHAPTER

orange went home from school one day to see her parents outside. they were dead! fortunately edward callme was with her. days before there was a funeral for edward culloign and people cried everywhere. orange went into her home with edward callme and saw a goth man who didnt have a name probably!! but you could tell he wus evil......

"who are you" edward said

"i should ask YOU the same"

orange used her powers in the shape of a unicorn and a phoenix and they attacked!! they were no good forever unfourtnately.

she was attacked but edward callme blocked it. he died

but the attack backfired and the goth vampire disappeared!!!

rip edward callme 1986-2010

the next day there was his funeral

everythiong seemed to go back to normal even though she lost her parents

mel and orange talked about their dyays in the cafeteria

"remember how u were always jel of me and edward???"

"haha"

and then it was to math class.

"remember how you were always jel of me and edward???" (this time it was mel)

"haha"

and then it weas spanish class

"oh crap i forgot to do my homework!!"

"jaja"

but then... it was am onth later...........

edward collun was released

and a black force appeared in the moon

that night, edward collun took mel and went to oranges home

he was a *~GORGEOUS~* man in black leather suit with sparkling lips from sparkly lip balm and had earings on his ears. he had a pale face like edward callme and had the best tie.

"follow me, we have no time"

"ok"

orange followed edward collun to the moon

"my name is edward, I know your names"

then they went to the moon and to the palace there

THEN

"SPARKLING MOON... TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!"

earrings showed up on oranges ears and nail polish polished demselves on her fingernails. she got stocking and a spandex suit which got japanese miniskirt frills and then the cutest ribbon ever with flower gloves. she got a red apple too. plus slippers

its mel's turn!

"SHINING SUN... TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!!"

she shone light and then she got gloves on which had sunflowers then fingernails had nail polish but know I think about it doesnt matterh uh! and she got stocking and slippers on. she got spandex and then miniskirt frills which were made in russia and then the cutest ribbon ever. then she got earrings and then a glass chesspiece.

they attacked all the evil wereowlves and vampires

then it was the evil queen

she appeared

her name was bella and she had a partner named edward cullen

but they were actually good because they were the previus queen and king of the moonworld the phantasmagorian world

"only i can save them" said edward collun

he gathered the spirits of edward callme, edward culloign and then went to orange and mel

'remember us" they said

he crashed into bella and edward cullen and they exploded in a white lighjt

the world and the moon was saved and evil was gone

it was the next day and orange found out herparents came back to life

it was ordinary lfe all over again... she was writing twilight fanfics all night

then as she finished her 1st fanfiction a knock came on her door

she opened it

to see

bella and edward cullen. the shone a light and then two figures came to view

mel and edward culloign

they smiled back at orange and then a mysterious figure came to vie

it was edward callme.

~the end~

Chosen Zelos that was spectacular.

I laughed.

I cried.

I came.

@ Jonny Jonny - I love you.
@ Everyone else - Thank you for your kind words. I think I went a tad overboard, but it's the enjoyment of people like you that made me remember why I kept remembering to update this. I should upload the last chapter later this week ... or, whenever I get bored.

Ok, let's finish this f***er. Grab your lotion and brace yourself, cuss the odometer on this sexy lil number skyrocketed way pass it's prime and it's still going strong! ... Just imagine the odometer on your car has reached infinity, and is STILL going! That's hardcore!!!!! Prepare to do a Double Sunday in your pants, cuss this is -


Shining Fingers Caressing Dragon Balls
A Dragonball Z/G Gundam Yaoi



PART 6 - II
Aftermath (I GET A CHANCE!)

Goku's up in the air, searching for the remains of the android Domon Kasshu. Everyone else is down below, with looks of great shame upon them. They all look towards the head of Android 19 (carrying the sick and twisted brain of Dr. Gero) placed in Trunks' hand. He then whips out his sword and throws the head to the ground. He heaves his sword up and asks, "One question, before I end this. Why? Why did you do all this?"

The head simply said, "Because."

"Wrong answer!" as he prepares to slice Gero in two, the head panics and shouts "Fine! I'll tell you! As the creator of all those powerful weapons and machines used by the Red Ribbon Army, I couldn't help but become infatuated with them, wanting to BE them. In a way, technology was my first love! And then HE destroys them all!"

"Goku?"

"Yes Goku! He crushed the army as if they were nothing! As if my love were nothing! So I swore I'd make him pay!"

"By creating a robot to rape him and the entire world? That's incredibly insane!"

"Most geniuses are considered quite mad, but tell me ... am I really so crazy?"

"... Yes. You're f***ing loony."

"Heeheehee, such a simple mind cannot understand. What man can love a machine you say? Well, I'm not the only one, that much I can tell you!" He stares at Goku up in the sky, and so does Trunks. Trunks realizes Gero's words and becomes infuriated, he decides to end it all and cut the bastard in half and blasting it to ashes. Trunks mumbles to himself, "Damn it."

Goku gives up and flies down below to his friends who are still INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. If they feel this way, imagine how the whole world would feel. Imagine. A whole world. Tentacle raped.

Goku can't imagine leaving the world with such a fate, so he came up with an idea. Days later, he and the team gathered all seven Dragon Balls summoned the Eternal Dragon at Kami's lookout. Goku pleaded to Shenron to wipe all memories of the incident from the minds of everyone on Earth. The mighty dragon agreed. Everyone was mind swiped of the horrendous event, chronically depressed individuals resumed their daily routines. Some entered psychiatrists offices, forgot why they were there, and left to enjoy their happy days. Truly, this was a better world. The status is quo.

The dragon then faded of into the heavens (or whereever he goes after a wish is made) and the seven orbs fly off out of reach. Goku returns to their friends, who're wondering what just happened. To them, they weren't anally raped. To them, they feel as if they just got back from one of the most challenging battles they'll ever go through. Goku and Trunks spoke for a few moments and soon after, Trunks left for his home (the future).

Years have passed, soon the thoughts of the battle against the Androids have become nothing but a thing of the past, as they battle new foes created due to Trunks f***ing up the time space continuum. With daring creatures such as Oregano Jr., LL Cooler (Frieza's cousin), Bojerk the space pirate, the mighty wizard Bajabi and his all powerful creation, Majin Puu. Each of the Z Fighters has grown stronger because of this battles and thus left their humble area in Japan (i think) to go off into other parts of the world, to defend their home from any threat.

Gohan left his home to attend college, Goku and Chichi couldn't have been prouder. Granted, being Earth's greatest warrior and Goku's successor would've been nice ... but Gohan wanting to be a Podiatrist is fine too ... I suppose. Chichi is making breakfast as Goku's reading the paper. He flips towards the Technology section, reading it carefully and goes ecstatic. He quickly rips out an article and gets dressed. He kisses his confused wife on the cheek and rushes into the city. At Capsule Corp, Bulma gives Goku a box. He shakes it with such enthusiasm, like a child after realizing his parents bought him a NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOUUURRR!!!!!!!

Bulma sighs, "Here's out latest product. A HD GR. That's Hard Drive Graveyard Resurrection for short. A cute name, no?"

"Whatever, thanks."

"Wait, what do YOU want with it? You don't even own a computer. And since when did you take an interest in such technology?"

Goku simply replies, "Tell Chichi I'm Sorry."

"What?"

Goku then Instant Transmits. Bulma seems beyond confused, Vegeta walks to her (with the manliest beard you will EVER see) asking, "Was that Kakarot?"

"Yeah ... sometimes, I just don't get him. Even after all these years, I still don't get him."

"Pfft, no one can understand the man. That's what makes him so great." They embrace each other and have this very serendipitous moment ... heart warming ... then, Vegeta slaps her ass and shouts, "Alright, enough. It's dinner time Earth woman!"

"Damn it Vegeta! It's been 10 years already, we have a son, how much longer are you gonna call me 'Earth woman'?"

"Until you stop being one!"

Hahaha, how can a Saiyan prince and typical Earth gal POSSIBLY be together in perfect harmony? Find out on Wednesday nights on CBS, when their hit shot 'Monkey See, Monkey I Do' will premiere. Al ready we're almost slightly more popular than 'The New Adventures of Old Christine'. Almost.

Meanwhile, in an underground cavern, we see Goku walking down a thin and narrow cave trail, when he reaches the end, he sees Trunks and Domon! Trunk's has been combining a new pair of robot legs that Goku blasted off to the inactive Domon.

Trunks jokes, "Took you long enough."

Goku replies, "Don't give me that. You said the technology wouldn't exist until this very moment, and you didn't have this thingy in your time. And how long were you waiting?"

"Well, technically I went home to my time, destroyed the Domon of that time, after realizing all I had to do was blast away his crotch, which was apparently the main control unit that operated the Gundam. Once that part was destroyed, the android was rendered useless, so I ripped off his lower body, came to THIS time and literally just got here 15 minutes ago." Got all that? Good. Goku didn't, he spaced out for a bit. Trunks snagged the box out from Goku's hands and took out the HD GR and started implanting it into the android's head. "After you blasted Domon's crotch off, the Gundam was weakened severely, hence, the Gundam was useless, as was Dr. Gero. Domon fell into the giant hole the Gundam made coming for us, and wandered under ground for probably quite sometime. Luckily, thanks to the destruction of the Gundam and the 19 Head, Domon was free of the Dark Gundam cells that've been controlling him."

Goku helps establish the exposition, "Unfortunately it was too late, his mind was long gone. Luckily, you told me ..."

FLASHBACK!!!!

Goku and Trunks go through the giant hole and find an unconscious Domon, Trunks prepares to blast it. Goku stands before it, pleading with Trunks not to destroy him. Trunks agress, looks at the android. Goku is saddened. We cut to days later, after the wish was made and Goku and Trunks have their quick chat.

"Like I said," Trunks implies that he said, "There is a way to rebuild Android Assra- ... I mean Domon. But it'll take time. I'll go back to my time to give him some new legs, that's easy ... sorta. The problem is his mind. He is a machine, hence his memory is a set of files. Once it gets deleted, it's not easy to recover, but it IS possible. Ten years from now ..."

END OF THE FLASHBAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

Trunks stands after implanting the HD GR onto Domon's android skull, he then turns to Goku, "Well, that should do it. Just turn on his switch, and he'll activate. His memories, fake and real, will return. I also planted a couple of virus protection programs onto him, just in case."

"Thanks Trunks. I'm sorry, I know it was sort of hard, asking the Dragon to keep our memories in tact."

"I've dealt with it hundreds of times in my time, I didn't mind it." ... Ok. "But tell me, why do you want this android so bad?"

"I can't describe it. Even years afterwords, when I'm at home, going through my everyday life, making love to my wife, I just ... I just know this isn't what I want. I've dedicated my life to helping others ... is it so wrong I do something compulsive like this?"

"... Heh, I guess Gero succeeded in one faction. He made you an Android lover."

"I'll take the title with pride. He did all this to torture me, but in the end, I'm still me, and this is my choice. Chichi and Gohan will be upset, but once I ... once I discover more about myself with Domon, then I'll return. Show them all who Goku really is now." He says this as he rips off his traditional orange suit, and reveals a pink version underneath. The emblem on the back replaced with an image of Orlando Blooms face.

"I see ... well, I should get going. Even if I use the time machine to get home 2 hours early, mother will still chew me out for being late."

"Haha, I don't know how that works, but good luck to you Trunks. And thank you."

Trunks leaves the cave, and Goku immediately activates Domon. His eyes burst open, his arms and legs waggling around in a frantic fashion like a kid with Tourettes, and a raccoon in his pants, in a bounce house. He then finally stops moving, and begins to move normally, "G-g-g ... g-g-g ... G-Goku?"

Goku cries, "Yes Domon, it's me."

"I ... I ... I did ... I did something bad ... didn't I-" Domon is interrupted by Goku's abrupt lips smacking against Domons. Their tongues rattling like snakes in a breifcase. Goku puts his hand on Domon's cheek and caresses it ever so gently. He leaves Domon's lips, bring along a slick thread of saliva, which Goku doesn't wipe off.

Goku then hugs Domon, "You did nothing wrong Domon, nothing. The Gundam, Dr. Gero, they're all gone ... now, it's just you and me."

"You ... and me?" Domon returns Goku's affection with a kiss of his own. Goku then lies Domon on the ground and takes off Domon's clothes. Domon then panics, "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PENIS!?!?!?!?!?!?" What happened to his penis indeed, as we see Domon Kasshu sporting a vagina.

"Oh ... I ... that Trunks." He laughs. "Oh well, this'll do." He then takes off his own clothes and the two start making out.

"But ... I can't make love to you withou-" Domon gets interrupted again by Goku's impatient lips.

Goku reassures him, "It's ok, you did more than enough love making for one life time. Now, let ME be the big cheif for a while. Ok?"

"... Ok. Put it in."

Goku then extends his Power Pole and launches it into Domon's Mangina. They both moan with great pleasure with just the entering. Goku then goes back and forth like a yoyo. Domon holds his hand to the sky and tries to shout, "This ... this ... this hand of ... miiiiine! .... glows with-with-with AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AWESOME POWER!!!! It's ... Rrrrrrrrrggggggggghh, it's BURNING grip t-t-t-tells me to ... ah, F*** it, SHINGING FINGERS!!!!" His hand then glows, which he uses to tickle Goku's balls. This shining tickling makes Goku even more turned on, he then turns Super Saiyan. The two are glowing and shining, proving to be more brighter than ... all together now 'Tien's Solar Flare!' Good, you've been paying attention.

"I'm ... I'm gonna cum ... is that ... ok?"

"DO IT! DO IT NOW, GOKU!"

"Patience ... KAAAAA ... MMEEEEEEEH .... HAAAAAAA .... MMMMEEEEEEEEEEHH ..." Goku starts chanting, as his crotch begins to glow.

Domon is shocked and amazed, "Heh, the things you humans learn."

"MEEEEEEH .... HAAAAAAA ..."

"I pray there's something left of me."

" HAAAAAA .... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" His penis bursts out a Kamehamehacum attack, which bursted through Domon's mangina and came out his ass. The two pant incessantly. Goku quickly checks to make sure he didn't break his brand new Domon. "Are you ok!? I did it so that it would just go through you in a straight line. Normally for human's that's impossible, what with our organs looking like tubes and stuff, but since you're an android I figured-"

Domon raises his head and replies, "... Again. Please?" He smiles, Goku puts his ready for battle face on and goes at it again.

After hours of manly love making, the two rest, Domon laying naked on the cold ground with Goku behind him, embracing him to keep his robotic skin warm ... I know that's illogical, but just go with it. Domon speaks, "Hey."

"What is it?"

"In a while, we'll head out and search for my brother right?"

"..."

"And then we'll find Rain, I'll introduce you to her and tell her about us ... it'll be rough, but, I'm sure she'll understand."

"... " He was hoping his artificial memories were laid to rest. But his fake memories and the memories Goku assures is real have somehow become one and all real to him. The HD GR was a success.

"We have to stop my brother Goku, he's still out there ... he can't go ... on ... like this ..." he then sleeps.

Goku kisses Domon on the forehead, spoons him as he sleeps and whispers, "Sure we will Domon ... sure we will."

CZ would you like to make an audio book with me sometime in the future?

Oh my god.

I laughed (and came) so hard.

You are my hero.

A wonderful ending to such a story

To celebrate I actually updated the first page.

@ Slider: lol, thanks.
@ Jonny Jonny: Oh, that sounds like funners. Maybe.
@ MasterT: GASP! First page update, I truly feel honored.

Thanks y'all.

hotness overload

The Three Sonic Heroes Times Three

The world was at peace. Sonic had defeated Eggman for the very last time. Eggman was locked away in a jail cell that had 180 volts running through the metal prison wall. Evil seemed to be gone forever.

In the outskirts of Winnipeg, Pennsylvania, there was a man named Barkley. He was a calm man. He was fairly dark with the sexiest chin you'd ever see in your entire life. He was muscular and courageous. He was simply beautiful. He was on vacation in America because he was incredibly tired from winning basketball games all over China.

It was June 9, 2010. Barkley went outside of his Luster Hut to get some wood for his cybernetic fireplace-emulator. He headed into the forest nearby. As he was picking up the stray pieces of neatly cut lumber off the ground, he heard a strange sound in the distance. Curiously, Barkley quietly lay down his wood and stepped towards the sound. The sound grew louder as he neared the source, but Barkley could only see a cone in the direction he was going in. When Barkley got close enough, he made out a crude hut made out of hardened red liquid and brass.

"What 'da heyll...?" Barkley muttered to himself.

As soon as Barkley got within a diameter of exactly 6.7 ft of this peculiar hut, he heard a deafning din. He fell to the ground, covering his ears. It was an unusual screech coming from the hut. Barkley immediately grabbed the (golden) automatic shotgun off his back and aimed at the hut.

BAM BOOM KAPLOWEY xD!

The front of the hut was in shambles. Barkley took the side of his shotgun off his ear and his hand off his other ear. He turned to closely peek at the destroyed front part of the hut. It was his sister! Laquisha! Barkley's eyes widened and he ran to save her. However, before Barkley could reach the base layer of the ruined garbage, a gooey liquid enveloped Laquisha. Laquisha was put up into the air and thrusted at the ground. Over and over. Until she was a bunch of ruined malformed skeletons and organs. It was truly sickening. The corpse was placed on the ground and the gooey liquid converged into the center of the corpse. The skin and flesh moved back on to the skeleton and surrounded the gooey liquid. Laquisha was put back together by some mystic power. She looked completely fine. Barkley stepped forward and tilted his head slightly, examining Laquisha's face. She opened her eyes and lasers shot out.

"Aw man! 'Dat's nutz!" Barkley exclaimed, impressed with his sister as he deflected the laser back at Laquisha with his shotgun.

Laquisha cried in pain and madly dashed at Barkley. Barkley, however, twisted and swept through the gap between Laquisha's legs and blasted her in the "vaj-jay'z". Laquisha sprung up into the air and reared back. Barkley prepared his shotgun for another attack. Pulling back and recoiling from reaching the maximum pull-back-distance, Laquisha shot a rain of toxic blood from her bottom wound. Barkley gasped as formed a circle in the air with his hand. He formed the Chinese character for "strength" within the circle and punched it. Suddenly, a serpent with the face of Mao Zedong appeared. It thrashed towards Laquisha and headbutted her in the stomach. Laquisha fell to the ground, defeated.

Barkley wiped the sweat off his forehead with his shirt. He then peered over at his sister. "So crazy, man. ****..." As Barkley said this, Laquisha was absorbed by the ground.

---

"Sonic, wait up, Jesus **** Christ! Yo, man," Knuckles yelled as he neared Sonic and his gracious friend, Tails (MILES PROWER). "Man, 'sup." Knuckles said. With this, Sonic and Knuckles performed their ghetto handshake and no homo hug hybrid. "What's the problem, Knuckles?" Sonic asked, in an annoyingly nasally tone. "Is' evil man..." Knuckles stepped back after he muttered "man..." He saw a black figure in the sky looming towards Angel Island. Tails soon saw what caught Knuckles' attention.

The three then dashed towards Angel Island.

---

Back in mainland China... Barkley was playing mahjong with his parents. They were completely Chinese no matter which way you saw them. Although Barkley was black, his parents were Chinese for some reason. Barkley won his seventeenth match. "Sheh... sheh!" Barkley took the bars of gold his parents betted during the match. They were upset that they lost the mahjong match, but they were so happy their son was back home!

"Ah!" Shouted Barkley's mother, Xiaolu Chen. "I fohgot to tale you. Prime minister sent us ah e-mail for yooh winnin of art competishin."

Barkley laughed with glee. The family went into their ginormous library and started their next-next gen computer. Barkley was so happy with winning the national Chinese art competition so he sped through windows until he was at his e-mail screen. He clicked on the email titled "Congratulations."

Congratulations.

Unfortunately, all of our gold bars were stolen by a strange figure called Laquisha. As soon as the problem is cleared, we will get back to you.

Barkley was shocked! Barkley's parents were also shocked! The Chen couple wanted Barkley to win his prize. Barkley wanted the prize, but what got him shocked more was the fact that the prize was stolen by someone named Laquisha. The only other black citizen of mainland China was his sister, too!

Did she come to life?

Barkley closed out of the window. Then there was a blackout in the entire mansion. The family looked around in confusion and panic. Suddenly, the giant screen turned on. It was Laquisha, Barkley's sister! She seemed to be completely uninjured with a gun. She had the prime minister of China completely surrounded by a wall of hardened oil. Laquisha then shot the screen.

Barkley knew what he had to do. He got his shotgun and went to the temple of tai chi.

A day passed at the temple and Barkley had completely mastered all the forms of tai chi. He punctured himself with exactly 799.5 needles and shot himself in the undershirt. The bullets bounced off, leaving a wedge that would count as the last .5 needle. Barkley was covered in a golden translucent cloth. After a transformation sequence, he grabbed his shotgun. He swallowed the actual essence of the Chinese character for "strength". The monks offered him a dog. He promptly named the dog Iggy Flintstones and headed towards the government area of China.

---

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles finally made it to Angel Island. A black figure formed in front of them, before the altar of the Master Emerald. The figure picked up his arm and a meteor crashed into the emerald, shattering it into pieces. Pieces which could not be seen by the naked eye. Knuckles felt completely dead. Another figure emerged from the meteor in a blinding light. Sonic and Tails held their ground while Knuckle broke down. The meteor-born figure stepped out on to the grass and adjusted his clothes. He kicked the meteor to the other side of the world and petted the black figure. The figures then merged together.

"Konbanwa. Ore wa Dio desu ne. Ore no mae de, ore no "stand" ga imasu. Omae wa mou shindeiru." The figure, Dio, pointed at the group of (Sonic H)eroes (TM). Within .98 seconds, the group was completely engulfed with a large sphere of a gravitational press. The group of heroes were then fossilized into the crater that formed.

---

Barkley made it to the prime minister's office within a week. Barkley blasted the door with his shotgun and rushed inside. He saw the prime minister. But Barkley could not see Laquisha anywhere. Iggy barked at the ceiling. Barkley looked up. Laquisha was on the ceiling! She attacked. Barkley was quick, however, and activated his chakra shield. Laquisha slipped off and bashed into the hardened oil prison head-first. The prime minister fled from the building as soon as he was freed. Laquisha slashed at Barkley. He was struck at the head and fell. Iggy ripped Laquisha's head off from anger and the rest of her corpse slumped to the ground. For some strange reason, the two bodies merged together and a golden light shone from the fusion.

The new being was golden and looked like Shaq. He stood for justice. The golden person looked straight at Iggy and glowed with a prideful radiance.

"'Sup. Mah name's Jojo." And the two became a glorious team. Within the mind of Jojo, Laquisha had apologized to Barkley. She was being controlled by the black creature named Gaga. Gaga had plans to combine with Dio. Unfortunately, that was all she remembered. They have merged into a super vampire zombie of buddha-logic and justice.

The newly formed team completely recycled the building into a skyscraper and went to the pinnacle. Jojo hugged Iggy tightly and leapt from the tower. Before they could hit the ground, the two teleported to Pallet Town.

To be continued.

Soon after Jojo's teleportation, the crater containing the Sonic fossils radiated with a mysteriously green light. All the chaos emeralds converged to the original location of the master emerald and shot rays at the fossilized remains of Sonic and his friends. The master emerald pieces floated to the chaos emeralds and shot an emerald beam at the fossils as well. The three rose out of the crater, regaining flesh and bone while losing the rubble off themselves. Sonic was confused. He could only remember being blasted by a mysterious figure who called himself Dio. Tails and Knuckles remembered the same things Sonic remembered. The two patted Sonic on the shoulders. Sonic looked up to the sky, where Angel Island originally was. They all knew what they must do.

---

At Pallet Town, Jojo and Iggy asked around if they saw a mysteriously black figure. All the nonplayable characters had no idea what Jojo was talking about. They did think his clothes were absurd, though. The two came to Pallet Town because Laquisha performed an oracle ritual in Jojo's mind, leading him to start his journey in Pallet Town. At the corner of town, as Jojo was asking a little girl, a door opened behind him.

"What a kawaii morning," an odd-sounding voice exclaimed.

Iggy barked at the door and Jojo turned around. Who stepped outside of the laboratory-like building was a suspicious person indeed. He had black spiky hair with red outlines that stuck out at five points on his head. Five other spikes pressed against the back spikes, except the front spikes were blonde. His bands were parted and also spiked and blonde. He looked to about ten years old.

All Jojo had in his mind upon witnessing such a creature was "Ouh mah gawd...". Iggy continued barking. The weird person noticed Iggy and cautiously stepped towards Jojo and Iggy. "Hello... My name's Green," the character said. Jojo patted the girl's head and she ran away. Jojo stood up and shook hands with Green. "'Sup. I'm Jojo. 'N 'dis dawg over here's Iggy."

"Are you a hero?"

"'Naw man, 'naw..."

"Oh! Are you two by any chance hunting a man called Dio?"

Jojo and Iggy exchanged glances with each other. Jojo turned back to Green with a more serious look on his face.

"How do you know Dio?"

"Well, after I caught all the digital monsters in this world, I had a vision. A vision to save the world with a brawler named Jojo and his faithful Chinese dog, Iggy. The vision told me to stay in Pallet Town until I met with you guys. There was more in my vision... two more teams of three. And- and an evil being called Dio!"

Jojo swiftly took the boy by the collar and slammed him on the ground. He transformed Green into a zombie with his Chinese pro-wrestling powers so he would not die from dying. Now they were set. With Laquisha's oracle rituals, the three determined their next location for fate. Russia.

---

Somewhere in Australia, Neo-Truman was playing golf with his friends, Marduk and Chronos. Neo-Truman was an organic android made from the synthetic soul of Truman combined with organic adamantium cells. He looked almost like his president counter-part. Except he had long flowing black hair. Marduk and Chronos were two gods turned superhuman by a run-in with a black mysterious figure. They found the god life boring so they never did anything about their transformations. Unfortunately, they also found the human life boring but were too lazy to do anything about their transformations.

Neo-Truman finished his last hole with a birdie. Little did anyone know, the exact time he put the birdie in, Angel Island was smashed. A shock ran through Marduk's body. He felt an adventure of valor coming on. Marduk dripped with sweat.

"What's wrong, Marduk?" Chronos asked. Marduk stomped on the ground to call up a glyph of arrows and received his godlike weapons. "Marduk...?" Neo-Truman was curious as to why Marduk was behaving in such a strange manner.

"The time has come! I sense danger! The being who had took our powers is somewhere on this world, causing mayhem!" Marduk shifted his eyes at Chronos with a piercing glare, "Chronos, teleport us to Russia, immediately!"

Chronos, with his confused eyes still set on Marduk, set down his golf club. He called upon a summoning circle in which a silhouette of his own body was inscribed in. The three were instantly teleported to Russia, which was in ruins.

Neo-Truman looked around. He gasped, "What is this? Why is Russia in ruins? Marduk, what is-"

Suddenly, a humongous circle of light shone on ground behind the party. A large platform rose from the circle, with five girls in varying suggestive poses. Marduk looked up in excitement, he was no longer lazy! He was ready to retrieve his full powers! Chronos and Neo-Truman cautiously prepared to attack. Marduk lifted his longbow.

---

Knuckles held on to Sonic, who held on to Tails. The three were headed towards Russia. It was the closest spot on Earth to the Angel Island area. They found it all in ruins. Tails gently glided to the ground on the edge of Russia. Sonic and Knuckles jumped off. They hoped to explore Russia for some type of lead on Dio. The place reeked of his scent. Tails looked through some rubble to find a letter.

it's coming. I dont know when. Im stationed in russia righte now and I dont know what to do or where to go. help me. its coming. hes here! DIO IS HERE!

Tails dropped the letter in horror. He was reminded of his own death and fainted. Knuckles saw Tails slump down and went over to shake Tails. Sonic was off, elsewhere, on a road not far off from the other two. Sonic saw a cloudy figure walking towards him. He got ready to attack. The clouds on the figure evaporated and converged to a spot above the figure's head. The figure looked human. It had arms poking out of its back. Arms that looked like they belonged to dinosaurs.

"Merry Chistmas. I kill you."

To be continued.

Poor Laquisha ;-;

And I lol'd at the wrestling zombie part.

So far, so EPIC! I'm not sure what's going on, and I don't wanna know. =P

Not even Skythe knows whats going on, its a Skythe story.

Good **** though.