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Shining Fingers Caressing Dragon Balls
A Dragonball Z/G Gundam Yaoi

PART I


The proud savior of Earth, Goku, has fallen to his knees before the Androids prophesized by the mysterious Trunks two years ago. One punch seemed to cause massive damage, as Goku struggles to get up. The fat blob of metalic fat known as Android 19 laughed with his incredibly annoying voice. His partner, referred to as Android 20, smirks as he sees his enemy fall. At a distance, Goku's son, Gohan, along with the other warriors of Earth, known as Z fighters (apparently), just stand and watch in confusion. Surely one punch wouldn't be the end of Goku? He's a mutha ****in Super Saiyan! What the Hell!? Thought me.

Goku eventually got on his feet and began to charge for the android, but something suddenly occured. He fell to the ground again, only this time he was screaming in agonizing pain and was holding his right hand to his chest. His Super Saiyan form, which consisted of blonde gorgeous spikey hair, and pure green eyes, a look fitting for a perfect man, suddenly disappeared, as he returned to his black haired normal persona. Which, though still pretty durable in battle, is going to be of no help in a battle against a pair of robots who are supposedly so strong they make Frieza look like Betty White without a gun.

Piccolo suddenly came to a realization. "Oh my God! We totally forgot about his disease that Trunks warned us about three years ago, which was one of the only reasons he came to the past in the first place!

Goku's oldest friend, Krillin, could only smack his palm onto his face and mutter, "Oh God, we are morons."

Gohan cried out for his father and was prepared to rush into battle, but at warp speed, the old f*** Android 20 stood in front of them. He waved his finger before them saying, "Tsk tsk. You aren't goin' anywhere." Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, Tien and Choitzu all looked at eachother and said, "Okay."

Android 19 picked up Goku by his neck and laughed in his INCREDIBLY ANNOYING VOICE, "Hee hee hee, now you will die! Hee hee hee!"

Just then, a flash appeared. Was it Tien's Solar Flare!?!!??!?! ... No! It wasn't that at all, in fact ... it was just a flash. Weird.

After the flash passed, right behind Android 19 stood a MOTHER F***ing GIANT ROBOT! It looked down upon Android 19 and, with it's giant robot hand, grabbed the Android, which dropped Goku. It held the Android up to it's robot face, and a voice pierced through the machine. "What the Hell are you?"

The Android, barely able to speak with it's "lungs" crushed, muttered, "I should be asking the same question!"

"I have no patience to fat clowns, so just shut up! This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you!"

"What are you talking about!?"

"SHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNING FFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

The robots hand was glowing brighter than all the suns in all the universes in all the existences ... of all! And the android evaporated into the destrutive power of the mans robot's hand. The amazing power shook the very ground itself, and it strated to crack in two. Piccolo and the others flew to safety, Android 20 said, "Aw, F*** it" and just blew himself up ahead of time. Goku however was still unconscious and fell into the giant crack of the Earth. The giant robot, feeling SOMEWHAT responsible, jumped in after him.

~

Goku awoke. He was laying on a sleeping bag in the middle of nowhere. To his left, he saw the giant robot that saved his life, near it was a small fire with a kettling pot over it. Goku got up from his sleeping bag and walked to the fire. There he saw a young man with a headband, a cape, and a sword staring into the pot, seeing if the stew was ready. Goku went up to him, with his usualy goofy smile and said, "Hi, I'm Goku. Nice to meet you, and you are?"

The man looked up at Goku and smiled. He then stood up and responded, "The names Domon. Domon Kasshu."

They both looked at eachother. Goku, after wondering what kind of name for a man was "Dohmon Cashew", then thought, Hmm, he seems like a nice person.

While Domon also thought, Hmm, he's pretty cute.


TO BE CONTINUED . . .


Don't worry guys, in the next chapter, things REALLY start to heat up as Goku feels the power of Domon's Erupting Burning Fingers, and they're NOT fighting.

Cumming Soon.

oh god what are you doing

how could you stop now

Final Fantasy 14: Topaz, semen and Hematite (Yes, we've run out of ****ing gemstones)

The year is 2065 AD. The Earth is infested with alien spirits, pokemon and mankind faces total extinction. Led by a strange dream and guided by her mentors Dr. Sid and the Cids, scientist Aki Ross struggles to capture all eight spirits in the hope of creating a force powerful enough to destroy the alien presence and pure enough to protect the planet. With the aid of the Deep Eyes Squadron Aki must save the Earth from its darkest hate and unleash the spirits within.

"Pokeball go!" The world stood still as Aki's pokeball wobbled with a red light as crimson as the evening sky. The fate of all mankind relied on the puny pokeball bought in Viridian City. More than three quarters of Kanto had been lost to the evil alien spirits. The poor denizens of Vermillion were still being raped to death, with only Pallet Town as the last true bastion of humanity.

The hue faded from the ball and the shaking stopped. Aki leapt up and down excitedly as the ending battle cues sounded. After fifty long years of having her friends raped to death this would be the end of it. Deep Eyes Squadron, composed of a battle-hardened, gruff looking Ash, a space marine, a giant butch woman who appeared to be someone who may have looked like Misty thirty years ago, and a Pikachu with a 1,000 yard stare stepped from behind the brush applauding her efforts. They could finally put to rest the aliens that had destroyed the rest of the Pokemon world.

Ash picked up the ball and stared at it with great discomfort. This was the last spirit. A tear reached his eye at the memory of all the friends he had lost.

Max had been the first to go. He was just too small. They had jumped on him and never let go. He vividly remembered the muffled screams as Max was pulled into the dark, as he was raped by the vicious alien spirits and their tentacles. It had gone on all night right outside of camp, May couldn't handle the sounds as her brother was squished and went crazy, running into the forest. Nobody had found her body.

The group followed Aki toward the Pallet Compound, its high walls just passing over the horizon. The sun was beginning to set and the gates were beginning their long, slow shutting process. Ash double checked the surrounding trees and adjusted his buster sword as they made their way into the tall grass. Pokemon no longer roamed freely in the tall grass, they had only watch out for alien spirits and chocobos. Ash grimaced at the thought of chocobos and his mind wandered back to his old friends.

Tracey had been caught and had his eyes gouged out, went crazy because he could no longer draw. He had to be left behind. His funeral services had yet to be performed. Pikachu was now only a shell of his former being, Ash had saved him from death, but the violent anal penetration made Pikachu wish he had died that day. And Brock...

Tears were brought to Ash's eyes as he kneeled to place a rose on a headstone that was near the road. "Goodbye forever... my love". A voice that rivaled that of the deepest Tubas boomed from behind him "C'MON ASH HURRY UP YOU ****** THE GATE IS CLOSING". Misty... we don't talk about what happened to Misty.

Finally the troupe had made it inside the compound just before the last gate slammed closed and the alien spirits made their rounds. Anyone caught outside wouldn't live to see the day, many-a body had been found just outside the gates with part of the metal scratched away, marking their final struggle to make it inside as they were violently penetrated where no man or woman would ever care to imagine. The space marine made his way around high fiving the random other Final Fantasy inserts all in celebration at their return. Professor Sid, and all of the other Cid's were busy working out the rest of the complex calculations for the spirits return.

Ash turned again to look at the wall, something was happening, more than likely a light tussle at the gates about regulations, but he decided to check it out anyway. Moving his entire girth he stretched forward, pushing any smaller pokemon or humans out of his way. With two hands he picked up the much smaller, squabbling people. "What's going on here."

The little men shook in his grasp. "Just a little fuckin disagreement about pokomon. This little **** thinks that wigglytuff is fuckin clefairy."

Ash would not have any of this. Clearly wigglytuff was wigglytuff and clefairy was clefairy. So he took the person who had made the last mistake of his life and hurled him over the wall to be taken by the alien spirits. This would be the error that Ash would regret for the rest of his life. The evil alien spirits pushed with all their combined effort against the gates hungering for more human anus. Though they were three miles thick and weighed millions of tons, the gate began to part ways. The crowd let up a scream as a flood of spirits made their way through, in search of the nearest anuses.

With a flash of blue light Sonic sped through the gate and held them off as long as he could with cries of "YOU'RE TOO SLOW" and "C'MON STEP IT UP". With another flash of blue, the gates slammed shut, silencing the cries forever.

The little man still squirming in Ash's grasp spoke up "holy **** fuckin snorlax is helpin everyone right now".

Ash didn't seem all that impressed.

"Well **** you, I bet you couldn't fuckin do that". Ash would have none of that, of course he could. He hurled the little man over the gate and pushed Snorlax out of the way.

It turned out he couldn't. The gate burst open, the alarm began to sound and half the crowd was lost in the first wave as the Keep began to shut itself off from the rest of the compound. It took three-thousand ghost spirits to take Ash down, but eventually he succumbed to the rape of a lifetime. His last few fuzzy thoughts as his numb body rocked were of the good old days of his misadventures with Misty, Pikachu, and most importantly... Brock.

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"YEAH WELL AT LEAST MY MOVIE HAD ACTUAL STORY". Aki was red with anger as this spiky haired, big sworded fag moved in on her territory.

"MINE HAD KICKASS FIGHTING SCENES"

"MINE WAS THE FIRST PHOTO-REALISTIC 3D MOVIE"

"AT LEAST MINE MADE ITS BUDGET BACK AT THE BOX OFFICES"

That was the last straw, Aki had been holed up in the Keep for three days with this punk and slapped him. The stress was getting to everyone. Professor Sid and Professor Oak had finally put together the machine that would activate the 8 spirits, but they were having some minor technical difficulties.

Every fifteen or so minutes one could vaguely hear someone screaming about Vista and blue screens or something along those lines, nobody could really tell. Nobody really cared at this point because the author got bored this far in and was waiting for some inspi-

“PREPARE FOR TROUBLE”

Music began to pour from the ventilation shafts

Make it double!
To protect the world from devestation!
To unite all peoples within our nati on !
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
MEOWTH MEOWTH MEOWTH

An Emaciated trio came tumbling from the ceiling with a sickening snap. An already skinny James looked like he had barely eaten in months “We’ve… been… waiting in there to steal the spirits for Team Rocket…” They all collapsed in a pile, making sounds that sounded like all of their bones had broken at the same time due to the complete lack of nutrition.

Dr. Sid walked out from his lab with a look of aghast horror. “OH GOD, THOSE FOOLS ARE GOING TO LET IN THE SP-“

Already they were pouring through. The lithe and mysterious Vincent only lasted a moment, shifting forms as he was taken by the tentacles. Barret could only utter an obscenity before being smothered, the remaining characters took up arms and began defending themselves with pokemon and archaic weaponry alike. Only Cloud, the space marine, and Aki were smart enough to make a run for it. Running down the hallway they stumbled into the spirit machine room thing. Aki, out of breath, sealed the door and waited for a few moments. The sounds outside had dulled to the occasional soft squish. The resistance had only been put up for a few moments.

Aki, examining the control panel, could find only a giant button that said “release spirits”. This being an incredibly convenient tool for me, the author, she pressed it. Slowly lights began to coalesce into a humanoid figure with a long slender sword, flowing white hair, and an eerily pointy nose. Cloud took up a battle stance, but Sephiroth waved him down. This was not the time to fight.

“I am the eight spirits, and in order to save this world I must destroy it and remake it anew.” With that, he began summoning a giant ****ing meteor that would destroy the entire ****ing world.

Cloud, Aki and the marine could only shrug as it did just that. The convenient white transition wiped over their eyes as they awoke, only Sephiroth, Aki, Cloud and Mr. Marine survived the giant ****ing meteor. And there they committed heinous acts to Aki in order for the continuity of the human race. As like Misty, everyone who was raped, and the way you’ll look at Pokemon/Final Fantasy from now on, she would never be the same.

Sid and the Cids is pretty genius.

Disclaimer: I wrote 80% of it while half asleep.

I watched that movie 1000 times.

Best Couple Eva
A Play

Enter Scene
A man sits on a random boulder in a field. He is well muscled. We can see his abs. They are so hot. His shirt is one that is pretty useless, coming just past his man candy pecs. He has tight green pants. The crowd is probably fapping by now.

The scene appears to be a sort of secret rendezvous. The man looks nervous yet incredibly happy. In a moment, we can see why.

A silhoute is shown in the distance. A gleam shines from the man's waist. This gleam makes the bare ab'd man jump up with glee. It must be someone he knows.

The two run and come together in the middle. Metal upon metal clashes and a sigh is heard.

Man 1: My dear Kongman.

Kongman: Regal!

The blue mullet guy, now revealed to be Regal, clasps his hands together. The camera shows that he has handcuffs. However, his hands and wrists are smooth and kawaii. This is a weird thing to note, but it's kinda odd and I thought you all should know.

Kongman: Regal, I thought you had moved on. Alicia would want you too. Besides, you have me now. Take off the handcuffs.

Regal looks at his bald-headed man friend.

Regal: I... think I can do that now that we're here. Together.

Kongman looks at Regal and you can see that he really likes the idea of being together.

Kongman: You sure?

Regal nods.

Kongman uses his manly man power to break the handcuffs with his manly man hands. Regal unfs at the feelings of the manly man power. Things get very manly as they began to strip.

Regal: Oh. You are so...

Kongman: COME INTO ME.

Sexy music plays in the background as some intense thrusting n cumming happens. Kongman cries out and Regal slaps him.

Regal: Be a man!

Kongman: I’ma gunna cummmmmmm.

As his manly man dick cums, stuff shoots out so fast they lift off the ground. It’s like a pressure sprayer or something. As they reach the clouds, Regal feels ready to go.

Regal: HADOUCUM.

Kongman flies off like a cum powered rocket. He lands somewhere over a mountain range. Regal lands in the ocean, but he can doggy paddle so it’s all fine. Besides, his long hair looks hot in the water.
Alternating clips of each man. They appear to be travelling a great distance.

Regal: I

Kongman: Will

Regal: ****

Kongman: You

Regal: Really

Kongman: Soon.

End Scene with a shot of intense doggy-style RegalxKongman.

Pretty epic.

That story gave me a raging clue.

A cum powered rocket.

Beautiful.

Good christ. A rocket.

~~~Tales of Manoria - PART I~~~

In the not too distant future, television broadcasting is dominated by reality t.v. series. The great minds of the smash reality show Big Brother devised a newer, better way of bringing people together in a single household mansion to survive each other for 2 months with only poop flavored rice to eat. They would cleverly name this soon to be smash t.v. hit the TALES OF MANORIA. Contestants would be randomly chosen across different forums amongst the world wide web. No contest entry required. The winner would receive a life time supply of Trix Cereal and laxative. So who will be the chosen of Manoria?! Each day a new contestant is chosen over the span of 2 weeks, totaling 14 people. So the search begins...

Day 1: The first contestant is chosen. A user by the name of ApprenticeJ. He claims to be the son of our lord and saviour. Jesus Christ himself. With an astounding post count of over 300 000, he hails from the Gamefags board, well known to be one of the worst online game sources on the internet.

Day 2: The second contestant is chosen. A user by the name of Cadet bobbyjimmy. Confidence in his abilities to write fan fiction, he is well known in writing over 100 different fan fictions crossing over from different franchises. Hailing from the Fan Fic Net.net forum, he has over 12000 posts.

Day 3: A third contestant has arisen. A user by the name of Elektrobuzz. He claims to actually be the lightning Pokemon himself. His cocky attitude hails from the Tales Series boards, with over 15000 posts.

Day 4: The fourth contestant is selected. A user by the name of solo_renegade. Little is known about this contestant as he hails from a relatively unknown forum called the Solo FG's. He claims that his small post count of only 900 is made up for by his behemoth dick.

Day 5: The fith contestant rises to fight. A user by the name of StealthyFishy who also hails from the Tales Series boards with over 12000 posts. His obsession over the different variety of feces may make him the winner of this reality T.V. series. He claims to be a ninja with the ability to control the species of the sea.

Day 6: NEW COMER - UglyPussy. Not much is known about this member other than they hail from the We love Tom boards, having over 3000 posts. They have not revealed much about themselves.

Day 7: The seventh contestant is chosen. A user by the name of Burning Birdie. He hails from the FFX-2.net forums and has proclaimed his love for chicken wings way too much. His mediocre post count of over 3000 is made up by his huge anger problem.

Day 8: The eighth contestant is chosen. A user by the name of One Vagina. So insecure over his masculinity that he must write fanfics over gaping vagina's. He also hails from the Fan Fic.net forums, with over 7000 posts.

Day 9: A ninth contestant arises. _Francis, hailing from the WELUVL4D forums, is relatively new to the online scene with only 150 posts. His love for Francis is only matched by his love for killing hordes of zombies. He one day hopes to commence a worldwide zombie apocalypse.

Day 10: A tenth contestant is chosen. A user by the name of Muddy. Her love for Pokemon almost matches that of Elektrobuzzes. She hails from the Pokemon.orgy forum with over 12000 posts.

Day 11: An eleventh contestant is chosen. A user by the name of Green Thunder. He has proclaimed that one day he wants to be the worlds best meteorologist. He hails from the lesser known Tales of Leftoveria as a mod with over 10000 posts.

Day 12: The next contestant is chosen. A user by the name of WorldMap. Hailing from the WeHateEverything.net forum with over 6000 posts, his hatred for absolutely everything is well known amongst his fellow peers. He never takes no for an answer to everything. Everything.

Day 13: A thirteenth contestant is chosen. A user by the name of TheSpecialFantastic. Also hailing from WeHateEverything.net, contrary to what forum he applies himself to, he does not hate everything. Because of this, he only has around 1500 posts due to the hatred his fellow peers have of him for not hating everything. He never takes yes for an answer. Never.

Day 14: The final contestant is chosen. A user by the name of Damat. No one knows of his names origins. He stays relatively quiet with only a 2000 post count. He hails from the Tales Series boards and greets every newcomer with his catch phrase "Welcome to heaven".

With all of the contestants chosen, all that remains is for the invitations to be sent, and for their private jets to pick them up to drop them off at the mansion. Their host, Solar Cover, will soon introduce everyone individually so that they may form friendships, or become enemies, in the epic struggle to win TALES OF MANORIA 2009.

To be continue...

why is that list really scary

What upsets me is that I don't recognise who Electrobuzz, One Vagina and World Map are

And I think _outlaw is there twice