Sonic and his friends were on the edge of Russia. Neo-Truman and his godlike human comrades were in the very center. Jojo and his "homies" were flying over Germany, on their way to Russia. Dio sat in the chair of his office. He was in his headquarters, stationed deep underground somewhere in the world. He recently devastated Russia for amusement. However, he used up too much of his powers and had to rest. To hinder the heroes, he crafted several monsters from his flesh. Dio reclined and sipped some wine. He hovered his arm above his desk and let three blobs of muscle drip out of it. The three blobs molded themselves into figures of girls. Dio lightly tapped each one on the head with his finger. "Yuki... Mikuru... Haruhi..." He brushed the air above the figures with his hands. The figures disappeared. Dio laughed.

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Jojo saw smoke coming from the ground in front of his group. Iggy barked. Three objects were suspended in the air in front of the party. They glowed a bright blue light and pink dots formed in the center of these objects. Jojo looked closer. They seemed to be figures made from a fleshy material. Green gasped and a large sweat drop formed on the back of his head. The glowing figures grew larger in size, and took forms reminiscent of their figure selves. The glowing ended and the newly made girls stared at the main party.

"It's like they're looking straight through me," Green said, in fear.

The huge bug-eyes that the girls possessed were hideous. They wore Japanese high school uniforms and had the same faces. They were Dio's toy soldiers, all the same. They had different hair styles, though.

Jojo didn't move. He wanted the opposing group to make its move first. "Get ready, son," Jojo said to Green. "Is' time to get down and dirty, mayne." With that, Jojo pulled out his golden shotgun from behind.

The leader of the girls flew over to Jojo. Jojo blocked and whipped her in the back of the head hard, with his shotgun. She crashed towards the ground. Iggy flew up and dove straight down at Yuki. Mikuru grabbed Iggy before he could land a hit and she threw him into a nearby clocktower. Mikuru flew straight for Iggy.

Yuki slowly flew over to Green, while chanting at high speed. Green pulled on his belt and tossed out a pokeball. "Go, Sailor Garurumon!" A moon bursted out of the ball and a werewolf-like creature bursted out of the moon. Green placed two cards on his belt, in face-down position. "Your move!" shouted Green.

Yuki continued to chant until the two fighters were enclosed in a dimensional cage. The sky turned black and white lines sped through the jet black blanket above. Green picked up his index finger and pointed at Yuki. Sailor Garurumon charged at Yuki. Yuki chanted for a short period to summon up classroom. She went over to a desk and kicked it. The desk flew at Sailor Garurumon, who slashed straight through. Concerned, Yuki lifted up a leg and sent it towards the ground. The stomp caused ripples in the classroom which disturbed Sailor Garurumon's path.

"I activate my trap card! Wasteland! This card transforms the field into a flat dry surface." Green picked up his card and it disappeared with a blue flame. The classroom floor instantly rebound to the ground and turned into stones. The stones seperated multiple times until the ground was packed with dirt.

Sailor Garurumon continued his assault. With a large swipe, Sailor Garurumon hacked off Yuki's left arm. Yuki ducked to avoid his second swipe and dashed to the other side of the classroom. She began a chant.

Suddenly, large white spheres formed in the air. They surrounded everything. Green called Sailor Garurumon to his side. The spheres rose to the ceiling. Yuki finished her chant with the words "targetatxhyphen20colonyhyphen68slashslashterminate." The spheres shot straight at Green. Green staring at the spheres, touched the other card he set down earlier.

"Scrap Metal Kenshin!" A metal samurai in pink and white uniform appeared from the ground, attracting all attacks towards itself. When the explosions cleared, Yuki saw Green pointing at her. "I attack your life directly!"

Yuki lost. She stood, motionless. She waited for the final attack. Sailor Garurumon leapt and stabbed Yuki several times in the chest before slashing her head off. The dimensional space disappeared and Green turned his head towards the clock tower. He was worried for Iggy.

Iggy crashed through the face of the clock tower. He found himself in a pitch black room. The top of the clock tower ripped off and toppled to the ground. The tower shook and Iggy slowly got up on his paws. The room he was in was not filled with light from the moon above, thanks to the destruction of the top part of the tower. Mikuru jumped into the room Iggy was in. Iggy growled and cautiously reared back. Mikuru snapped her fingers and Iggy found himself outside the clock tower. He heard a large crumbling sound above, and saw that the clock tower was being ripped apart again. Except he was outside! The roof of the tower was coming for Iggy!

Iggy quickly ran out of the way before the large chunk of brick fell on him. When Iggy was safe, Mikuru stepped into view. Mikuru snapped her fingers again.

This time, Iggy found himself on the top of the clock tower. Knowing what would happen if he did not leave, Iggy swiftly jumped to a lower ledge and jumped into the hole in the face of the clock. Mikuru was waiting for him. Iggy sped right at Mikuru who had two fingers together. Before Mikuru could snap her fingers, Iggy clawed her hand off. Mikuru cried in agony. Sliding on the wooden floor, Iggy turned and quickly clawed off Mikuru's other hand.

"I don't even know how to snap with those fingers anyways," Mikuru yelled. She was crying and screaming. Iggy stomped with his front paws until the blood sprayed off his claws. Iggy barked out the word of wisdom of the buddha. A surge of power rushed through Iggy's body. His muscles grew in size and felt tighter. He dashed towards Mikuru. She had a secret plan up her sleeve, though. Mikuru placed her bloody wrist on her forehead. A ray of stars shot out. Iggy dodged each star that was in his way. Her attack was futile.

With a mad jump, Iggy crashed right through Mikuru like a cannon. Mikuru wailed and dropped to the ground. Iggy calmed the tension within himself and the soul of the angered buddha disappeared from his muscles.

Elsewhere, Haruhi had picked herself up. She was in a forest.

"'Sup."

Haruhi looked up. Jojo was standing on the branch of a tree. He was staring at her. "Why you so ugly, girl?" Jojo questioned. Haruhi grew furious and a ghastly blue giant appeared behind her.

Jojo pointed at the beast and opened his mouth. "Time stop, ****!!" After a second of gray blurriness, the giant had large dents in it. It promptly disappeared. Haruhi turned back to see it was gone. She then performed a double take. Haruhi froze in panic.

"AW YEAH! Time to jam!"

Jojo pointed his golden shotgun at the sky and glanced at Haruhi. She was shivering. As Jojo laughed, he pulled the trigger. He then pointed at Haruhi and pulled the trigger several times. She was pelted by a barrage of bullets, but she was allowed to live for a few seconds more.

Gathering the strength of his Chinese descendants, Jojo poured all his chi into his legs. He looked back at the ground. A large yin-yang symbol formed around his feet. He finally jumped with the strength of a thousand kenyans in one. Jojo looked up at the sky, with a bright pearly white smile.

He found the bullets that he shot. Jojo was ascending quickly and would surpass the height of the bullets. So he stuffed them back into his shotgun. He shot up again, but this time, he channeled his chi into the shotgun, forcing the bullets to reach the moon. With the space jam playing in his mind, Jojo sped after the bullets. He caught the bullets. Jojo turned his wrist and pointed his palm at the Earth, with the bullets in his palm.

Back on the ground, Haruhi was caughing up blood. Her body was in a painful state. Then, something shined in the sky. Haruhi looked up.

"CHAOOOOOOOOS DUNK!"

The bullets in Jojo's palm spun into a golden sphere. The sphere resembled the holy basketball from a distant land. Jojo saw Haruhi shivering on the ground below. He kept falling at an insane rate. The sphere touched Haruhi's face and exploded.

The explosion shook the earth. Green and Iggy flew away from the explosion for safety. What was left from the explosion was a very large crater. In the middle was Jojo, who was unscathed. He looked up at Green and Iggy and motioned for them to come down. They did. The party was together again. Jojo, Iggy, and Green resumed their travels to Russia.

To be continued.