this thread needs to be stickied

just for exploding Tifa.

I forgot about exploding Tifa oh god.

Ch. 5 DUEL!

I angrilly ran toward he just was. I slashed air over and over and over. Then I yelled "To the Highwind! Set course to Bibelheim!" We all scrambled aboard and hit the burners to Nibelheim. When we got there, I looked around. It my my home. Tifa's Home. So many memories. I shook my hand. Remember my job here. I ran towards Shinra Mansion with everyone else. I peered inside. More memories lied in here too.

FLASHBACK

I just entered Shinra Mansion. I went to a room on the left. There were hints to a safe lying in the mansion. I found the codes, and ran upstairs to a room with a safe in it. I typed in the codes, and it opened.

REAL TIME

I shook my head. Now wasn't the time for memories. I went around the building. I went in the room with the safe. Nope. After 5 min. of searching, I went to the basement. As soon as I walked in, I saw Tifa. "Drake, show yourself!" I yelled. He appeared. "Well, now I guess I will have to kill you. You found my headquarters." He said smiling. Then he drew an energy swrod like mine.

I then drew Ultima Weapon and our battle began. "Cating, Choorsh, ting, tang, tong, cating, tonk, slash!!" screamed our swords as they hit eachother. "Slash, cut, slash!" I got 3 direct hits on him. "Cut, slash, chrrsh!" Drake got 3 on me. "Fire materia!" yelled Drake. "Bolt materia!" I called. Suddenly, a bolt 4 shot out of my hand, just as a Fire 4 came out of Drake's. The bolt won! Drake fell to the ground and said "You won the battle, but I will win the war!" Then he dissapeared. I then freed Tifa. The 9 of us were together again.

CH. 6 Another Meteor!

Drake has lost Battle 1! I was on the Highwind, wondering what to do next. I knew we couldn't get Drake just now, so that only left MAKO. "Let's go crash MAKO's plans!" I said joyfully. "Wha, wha, wha, what's that?!" yelled Aeris. I looked and I saw it. I didn't believe my eyes. When I saw it. It was... Another meteor, likely summoned by Drake! "*@*X**@!" yelled Barret. "We have no time for this again!" "Lifestream and Holy is weak from the last Meteor!" said Aeris. "We're doomed."

I shut my eyes. *@X*@, Barret was right and so was Aeris. "I guess we're on our own on this one. Well, we've got a month. Let's do it later." "To Midgar!" said Vincent. We flew the Highwind there. "Just for old times sake, how 'bout we fly in by Parachutes?" Said Barret.

We were all loaded with parachutes, and we jumped off. "Wheeeeeee!" yelled Aeris. "Yahoo!" I agreed. "I'm too old for this!" screamed Cid. We all laughed. After that, we all landed. "To the main base!" I yelled. "Onward MAKO killers!" I added.

We ran ot the main base. When we got there, I never believed who I saw. Reno of the turks was the boss. "Reno?!" "Cloud?!" I asked him, "Your the boss?" He said "Yes, I am." "Well, I came to shut down MAKO, so your dead meat, pal." He then said, "I have no use for MAKO. I've waited for you to come. I want to join you." "WHAT?!" I yelled. "I want to help you. I have access to every building here. I can upgrade your weapons, materia, and bring up your levels. Don't worry, I'm true to my word. Just please, let me come with you."

PLOT TWIST

CH. 7 The Turks

"What happened to the rest of the Turks?" I brought up. "Drake, he, he, he, He Killed Them." He said, "and I'm next." I stared at him. "What about your boss." "Sephiroth killed him." I growled. I hated Sephiroth! Reno opened the door. "Here's the room for weapon upgraded. I upgraded my sword to level 6 instead of 4. Next was the materia. Then we got to the levels. "Sorry, we're all level 99." "Well, I can get your max level to 1000." Whoa, cool, I thought. "Ok, lets upgrade our levels to become more powerful than ever. Lets destroy MAKO as a warmup of our new strength. "Wait," said Reno. I stopped. "We should go to the training chamber. Only the strongest have survived in there, but I know we are strong enough. We can fight eachother to train." (Authors note: LOL dragonball z ripoff). "Good idea." said Vincent. We all scrambled into the chamber. We got inside and drew our weapons. Suddenly, I heard a voice. It started out so small I could barely near it. However, it got louder and louder. It said "Reno, Reno, help us! Reno, it's Drake! Save us!" "Drake is here?!" I said. "This can't be good." Aeris said. Then I saw 3 small black dots. 2 were ahead of the last one. When they were in sight, I didn't believe what I saw. Elana and Rude of the Turks!

"Elana, Rude?!" said Reno. "No time boss, Drake is after us!" Said Elana. "Be Ready everyone!" I yelled. Then we saw Drake. "Well, well, you came Cloud, I wasn't expecting you to..." "Alright, can it, I have no time. I'm gonna take you out Drake." "Well then, lets start, shall we?" He said. We all piled onto him and slashed and sliced and shot (Authors note: that's so ****ing kinky). He angrilly swung us into the wall. Reno and I were the last two standing. Then, we used a double Bolt 5. Drake used Ice 7. It remained at the center. Then, Elana came out and sliced Drake in half. That was it! Drake was dead!

Man I wish I got to level 1000.

also lol Elena actually being useful.

Yeah, I'm going to do a dramatic reading of this whenever you finish posting it.

CH. 8 Showdown!

Suddenly, Drake disinagrated. "Rude, Elana, you were in here all the time?" Reno said. "Huff, huff, yes." Said Rude. "Too bad, Drake was just a hologram." said Aeris. "Oh well, we got 10 levels ups, didn't we?" I said. "Ok, lets go finish MAKO."

We left the chamber and went to the barracks. We came in and lots of foot soldiers cane and attacked us. We all fought them and eaisly won. Then we took over the barracks and trained foot soldiers and told them to attack every place but the training chamber (authors note: NOW I'M RIPPING OFF STARCRAFT ****). 10 min. later, MAKO's reign ended.

"We did it! We destroyed MAKO!" said Aeris shouted joyfully. "Sephiroth is here!" "Ahh..." The foot soldier was sudenly silenced. I looked over in his direction and gasped. Sephiroth! Then I saw Drake right Beside him. "So, the ancient is back. Splendid." Sephiroth evily said. "I am sorry I could not defeat them father." "You need more training, my son. In a few years, you will be as strong, or maybe even stronger than me. Now watch, I shall show you how to fight." "I drew Ultima Weapon. "Everyone, this is my fight, You watch my back so Drake won't attack!" I said. "Alright, Cloud!" they all said in unison. Sephiroth then drew his saber. Then we both attacked. "Ting, tang, snack!" (Authors note: nabisco is sponsoring this epic battle). Our swords screamed as they hit eachother. Sephiroth then put up his hand together. Yellow energy began to glow in his hands. "Bolt 4!" He yelled. I did the same and blue energy glowed in my hands. "Ice 4!" I said. Then, the energy spread out of our hands and struck eachothers. Ice 4 and Bolt 4 were even. They pushed eachoter back and forth. Then, I gave it all the power I could, and the ice struck him in the head. I did it! I beat Sephiroth!

AWWWW NAAWWW NOT ICE IN MY HEAD

I love how all of the beams are just dragonballz ripoffs.

CH. 9 The Questioning

Sephiroth laid on the ground. "You'll pay C... Cloud!" he sounded weak. "Father, ho!" Said Drake. "I'm gonna get you, Cloud!" "I don't think so, Drake!" I said. I charge a Bolt 7 and shot it at him. He was knocked back. Then Drake disapeared. I turned back to Sephiroth. "Alright, Sephiroth, you have some explaining to do." "What do you mean, Cloud?!" "First, tell me how you are still alive. Come on, TELL ME, NOW!!!" Alright, i'll tell you." "Ok then, hurry it up, Sephiroth." "Well, when Lifestream came to absorb me, it took a Clone, not the real me. I could not have been defeated by a weak soldier like you!" "Weak! I just whipped you! You're the weak one, Sephiroth!" "When you were just a soldier, you idiot!" He tried to get up. "Bolt 4!" I shot at him. It hit him and knocked him back. "One more question, Sephiroth, how dod you end up with a kid?" "He was bio-mechanically engineered. All I had to do was steal him from the labratory. It wasn't hard. As a matter of fact, I killed everyone who got in my way. I can't let a good clone to waste, anyways." "Why not?" I asked. "Because I was one, and I will take control of all evil clones to dominate AGAIN!!!" He Laughed evily. "Well, I"ll see you fools later. HA, HA, HA!" He jumped up and went through a time dimensional jump. "I@X*!" I yelled. "We can't let him get away!" yelled Elana. "To the Highwind!" Yelled Cid. We all clammered on the Highwind and left.

Ch. 10 METEOR's end!

MAKO was destroyed. We had one mission left. To Take out METEOR while we still had a chance. "Oh, no!" Cid yelled. I looked out the window and gasped. My knees suddenly went weak. My body lurched. METEOR was about 1 day from hitting Earth! "NO!" Yelled Yuffie. "We wanted to destroy METEOR, but if it could talk, it would say 'Beat ya tomorrow!'" (Authors note: ok seriously, what the ****). "$@X*!" yelled Barret. Vincent was off in a corner. Thinking. He was coming up with a plan. "Hey guys, I've got a plan." He said. "Alright, Vincent!" I said in my hand. "It's risky, but we have no choice." I shuddered. I was used to suicide missions, but I never liked them. "We have to go to the temple of the Ancients. Maybe the METEOR materia has an anti-magic against it. However, we'll have to find a way to get it out. Cait Sith, it'll be up to you to get it out again. Can you do it?" "Sure!" he said. "Alright, good. We also need someone to summon the anti magic. Aeris, can you do that?" "I'll do it." She responded. "Good. Now, everyone , we all need to use our own magic to hold METEOR back." If we can hold it back long enough to summon the anti-magic, we can defeat METEOR. Let's get this plan in action!" "Yeah!" we all agreed.

It had been 8 hours. We barely escaped with the anti magic, with Caith Sith 3 now on our team. Aeris was powering up the anti magic. METEOR was now in the Midgar area, and it would start destroying it in 1 hr. "I'm ready!" Said Aeris. "Begin!" yelled Vincent. The anti-magic was chipping away, but slowly. Then, out of exhaustion, Aeris fainted. What can we do now?!! Oh no!

I love the anti-magic materia.