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Ch. 11 The End of Yuffie

We could not hold METEOR back forever! We needed some one to take Aeris's Place. It was about to start when Yiffie (Authors note: never has there been a funnier typo. never.) jumped out and grabbed it. I yelled, "Yuffie, now is not the time to steal materia!" She ignored me and then yelled "Omni-beam!" I then widened my eyes. She was USING the materia after all. I saw METEOR start to break apart. I then saw it disentagrate. Then Yuffie fell on the ground. Breathing hard, she said, "Well, the world's saved. Heh, he, he, h..." She fell on the ground flat. "Yuffie? YUFFIE! YUFFIE!!!!!" There was no answer. Barret put his hand on my shoulder. "I know it's not fair, but she had to do it. She tried to save the world, and succeded, but at the cost of her life." I angrilly bashed my hands on the ground. It seemed as thought I never cared for Yuffie. I unclenched my fists and walked to her body. Her four-pointed-shuriken layed on her body, to stay. I walked over to her body. I picked her up and I suddenly laughed lightly. I had noticed I was missing an ice materia. I remembered...

FLASHBACK

"Don Cornero!" He had lived! He had kidnapped elana and Yuffie and Yuffie had our materia! We drew our weapons, and we fought Don's pet. We easily won. We were about to kill Don when Reno came and dropped him down the cliff. When he hit the ground, he died instantly.

REAL TIME

I almost yelled in rage. She was 17 and she was killed by Drake's METEOR!

RIP

Ch. 12 KILL DRAKE!!!

We walked to a good, nice burial area. We found a good place, just north of Wutai. We buried her and said a prayer for her. I angrilly yelled out, "DRAKE, GET OUT HERE!!! I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!!??" I ran to the Highwind and jumped aboard. I flew out to Sector 7. I jumped down the hole. Drake was not there. I then flew to Nibelheim. I ran to the basement and checked the rest of the shinra mansion. Not there. I flew out to every town. Not there. I flew back to everyone. They weren't there! I had to find them! I was about to leave when I saw a note. It said, "If you want your friends back, you must come to the underground MAKO reactor. If you win, I will give you your friend back, back to life. If you lose, I will take your life. Signed, Drake." "DRAKE!!!" I boarded the highwind and flew to the submarine. I got out of the ship and boarded the sub. I then went underwater. I got in the reactor. "DRAKE, WHERE ARE YOU?!!?" "I'm here, you fool!" I turned and saw Drake. "You're going down, Drake!" I yelled.

I drew my sword and began. "OMNISLASH!" I said. I ran to him, "Slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, slash, POWER UP, SLASH!!" Drake fell over and coughed out blood. I ran to him and stabbed Ultima weapon straight through him. "Bring her back or I'll finish you off, the way Sephiroth once tried to finish me!" "F, Fine." He turned blue, shrouded in an aura. He stayed that way for 10 seconds. Then he said, "Go to her grave." Then he left this dimension.

Ch. 13 Yuffie's Return (Find the rest!)

Drake has finally been killed. I looked through the rest of the reactor. No one else was there. Afterwards, I returned to her grave. Her grave was also in a blue glow. When they glow left, a hand came out of the greave. Then another, then a head. It was Yuffie! She came out and said, "I may not be the strongest, but I can last through an anti-magic!" That's Yuffie for ya! She was really, truly back! "Ya know, I think everyone went to Midgar. To find Sephiroth." She was probably right. (Authors note: if you ever need directions, always ask dead people)I had not gone to Midgar during my search for everyone.

We boarded the Highwind and went straight to Midgar. I jumped into the sector 7 rubble. After landing the Highwind. I found the ladder again. I flew down the ladder. I heard a lot of moaning (Authors note: i really like where this is going). It must have been them! I ran to the site, with Yuffie close behind.

After about an hour of searching, we found a secret passage. We went through and found the gang. We found a deactiviation switch. It was barely out of reach. Then, we saw 3 slimes come down the hall. Slimes were too weak. It took one blow to take them all out. I took the slime from one and hurled it at the switch. It worked! My allies were free. Suddenly, I heard an evil voice say "This is it, Cloud. This is the deciding battle!" I knew it! Sephiroth! I drew Ultima Weapon. I was ready. I would take down Sephiroth. This was it. This would be the decider. The final battle.

thank god for those slimes

remember them from FF7 cus I do

Ch. 14 The final battle

Sephiroth was near. I could feel it in my bones. Suddenly, he appeared in front of me. He sliced - I jumped away and came at him with my new special flame saber. I attacked hard. The smell of burnt flesh arouse into the air as his skin began to bubble. Angrily, he rushed out to attack. He got me. It was a hard blow (Authors note: YAOI ALERT) to my chest (Authors note: awww.). I hacked and coughed blood. I slumped to my knees. I was injured. I wanted to win, but I was down. I tried to get to my feet, but Sephiroth kicked my back to the wall. I screamed in pain. Then, Reno, Rude, and Elana jumped out and attacked Sephiroth. "No, don't!" I yelled. It was too late. Sephiroth used Meteor 8555. It was a small shower of meteors. It pummeled them all to their deaths. "NOOOO!!!!" I was enraged. It was evil. I jumped to my feet and lunged to my emey. I powered up. "I will finish you off the same way that I killed you last time!"

I pulled my sword into both of my hands. I began it. "OMNISLASH!" "SLASH, STRIKE, BOOM, SLICE, STRIKE, SLICE, BOOM, CSHING, BOOM, SLICE, SLASH, BOOM, STRIKE, FFWOH, S L A S H." "NOOOOOOOO!!!" Sephiroth yelled. His scream was muffled by the lifestream absorbing him. Finally, it was over. Sephiroth was defeated. Peace had returned to earth. Finally, I could rest. The damage would be repaired. However, for the rest of my life, I never had to fight. Again.

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gg

This is the story that defines a generation.

whoa amazing

lol @ Yiffie

good thread

great thread

Still the best on the forum.

I think my IQ dropped by at least 30% and I loved it.

I forgot about this slice of heaven