since i never posted it on orig tales and don't really care to ever i may as well spread the glory here

!!

Prologue:

I was 6 years old when I first met Tifa Lockheart. I tried to get to be her freindI never got to. Then I tried to get into SOLDIER. I never made it there either.

Its been 16 years since then. Peace has been attainted by Sephiroth and Meteor's destruction. Somehow Aeris has come back to life, and I married her (Authors note: necrophilia is not illegal in video games). I was so mad when she died, but we found a way to bring her back to life.

Aeris and I have 2 kids, 1 who's name is Cloud Strife II, another Airsa, who is 1 whereas Cloud II was just born. However, Sephiroth managed to have a kid name Drake. If the arrange the first 4 letters it spells "dark," so I guess that's where they got that. Well, somehow, Drake managed to capture Tifa, Barret, Red XIII, Yuffie (I'm not surprised and I'm glad), Cait Sith, and all their materia. Now Aeris, Cid, Vincent, and I have to save our 5 comrads and their materia. I have Ultima Weapon, Vincent has Death Penalty, Cid has Venus Gospel, and Aeris has the Ultra Staff. I hope it's enough.

Unfortunately, to add to our dismay, Shinra, or at least least the remnants of Shinra, have joined and created a new group called M.A.K.O., standing for Materia and Kinetic Obliterators. This group has all of the basic and some of the advanced weapons and metaria. However, I have every materia mastered. That's how I got the ultimate materia, master materia. It is a conjunction between every materia ever made. Well anyways, this is how we beat Drake and MAKO. Here is our long, hard, and ready to tell story. (Authors note: PAST AND FUTURE TENSE ARE THE SAME)

I think human writing ability peaks at 10 years old.

I am eager to read this.

For the fourth time.

I'm good at capturing people and materia. Awesome.

But why you kill me? ;_;

MT showed me this recently. And it was so great.

I want to read the rest of this

CH. 1 MAKO Fight

"Slash, slash!" Went my sword as I dueled against a swordmaster. "Chrrrsh." I got a direct hit against his chest, spewing blood everywhere. "Crunch!" went Aeris' staff as it knocked an enemy MAKO officer in the head. "Bamm!" went Vincent's gun as it shot straight through a gunsters chest, blood gushing out of the hole. Cid then sliced a Robo Warriors head off, electric acid flying in every way. Thinking quickly, I used Wall so none of us would get burned by the Robo Warriors acid. That was a.

"That was close!" said Cid. Suddenly, a wierd shaped mechanical looking monster came out of nowhere. Drawing my sword quickly, I slashed hard. I don't know how he did it, but he BLOCKED Ultima Weapon! He blocked my energy sword and didn't get touched! I cast Ultima on him. It did 0 damage. Then It hit me. This monster was Ruby Weapon!!! I looked around me. Cid, Vincent, and Aeris were gone! Suddenly, he shoved his fingers in the ground. I was all alone. I knew what I had to do.

"Wait a sec, is that an emblem? It says... MAKO!" I thought. "This would be much eaiser now!" I pulled out Master Materia. Upon using it, all my MP was drained. Then Fire, Ice, Lightning, Extreme non element, and multi-magic began to come out from everywhere! It continued for quite a while. When it stopped, the MAKO Ruby Weapon was on the ground Destroyed. Cid, Aeris, and Vincent were back. They all congradulated me for the win. After that, we all loaded up on the Highwind and took off. I hoped we would find everyone soon.

I'm going to keep bumping this until everyone has read it. It is incredible, Thinger paste them faster.

Oh how I love babby thinger's talking sword.

CH. 2 Weapon

We looked over every plain, combed every mountain, and searched every island, and we didn't find anybody. When we all got back on the Highwind, we each said we found no one. Then it hit me. "What if there all under the ocean?" I said. "Hey, that's a *@X* good idea!" said Cid. (Authors note: I actually wrote those symbols in this book ._.)

We all loaded up on the $umbarine and began our search. After an hour, Cid said "**@X*@, we haven't found anyone!!" "I give up." said Aeris. I was about to agree when the sub was tossed back (Authors note: apparently we traded somebody our $umbarine for something more useful in the last hour). I looked ahead and panicked. Emerald Weapon!!

I got an oxyegen tank and went out. Using 4cut , I dealt 40,000 damage to him.

After 20 min of fighting, he used His Strongest attack, Aire Tam Storm. It was a 1 hit KO move. I knew I would die. When he used it, I was finished. Suddenly, the world around me turned black.

I could not open my eyes or do anything. Suddenly, I could! I looked around and saw Cid. Good ol' Cid just used Phoenix! Vincent and Aeris were also good to go. I smiled. Then I looked at weapon. Then I yelled "All Ultimate Limits!!!" Cid used Highwind, majorly beefed up. Aeris made us all invinceable, Vincent used a charged up Chaos, and I used an Omnislash that did 9999 damage each hit, for 15 times. Strangely, he was still not dead. Then Aeris used master and beat Weapon! After she used it, he exploded.

After he exploded, we saw a figure. It made me happy to see who it was. It was Nanaki, Red XIII. 1 down, 4 to go.

good ol $umbarine

good ol cid

CH. 3 2 found, 3 left

After we found Red XIII, we welcomed him on. Weak from the water, we gave him time to rest. When he was better, we asked him where everyone was. He said "I only know where Barret IS. He is hidden in the North Crater, all I know is that he is in the lower level." I shuddered. That's where I found Sephiroth.

FLASHBACK

"Slash, slash, cut, slash, chrrsh, cshing, slash, cut, chrrsh, cut, slash, cut, chrrsh, slash, cut!" went my sword as it slashed at Sephiroth. Blood on his face, he was absorbed by lifestream.

REAL TIME

"Ok, lets gone!" I said enthusiasticly. "great." I said much less enthusiastic.

When we reached the lowest level, we spread out. After 5 min, we came back. Cid was beat up. He yelled "I found Barret, but I cant get close to him!!!" "Show us the way." said Aeris. We ran all the way there. When we got there, we saw Barret. When I got close though, a force field shot me back. It hurt alot! I got up. "There has to be a way to deactivate it." Aeris thought aloud. Then I said "Is the force field made of energy." "It is, why?" Asked Cid. Drawing Ultima Weapon, I was able to get my sword through. Seeing a button, I pressed it with my sword. When i pressed it, the lights went out. "Oops," I thought. I saw the field there. There was a gaping whole in the shield. I carefully walked through it, hoping not to get shocked again. When everyone was through, we got to Barret. We cut and bashed at his energy bindings. Nothing happened. Then I remembered how he didn't have energy bindings on him when the lights were on. I turned the lights back on. That got Barret free. There's just 3 left now.

I love how not only is he in the North Crater, he is trapped for no apparent reason.

By the most ridiculous set up ever.

energy bindings powered by the lack of electricity.

(best chapter btw)

CH. 4 The last 3

After we left the North Crater, we asked Barret if he knew where anyone else was. He said "I do. Yuffie is in the well in Corel, Cait Sith is in the Battle Arena , and Tifa is in Midgar Sector 7." "But I thought Sector 7 collapsed because of Shinra." Red XIII asked. "Don't remind me." said Barret, fists clenched (Authors note: lol, discrimination). "Lets get Tuffie first, she's closest. Then we'll get Cait Sith, then Tifa." said Vincent. We made the Highwind go southwest. When we reached Corel, we got off Highwind and walked to Corel. Barret's home was destroyed, but that's not why he was here.

We climbed into the well and freed Yuffie. We climbed out quickly and reboarded Highwind. After that, we flew to the Gold Saucer. We found Cait Sith trapped in an energy snare. Madly, I ran around the Gold Saucer to find Dio, the owner. When I found him, he said he would only give it to me if I won the special Battle Arena. (Authors note: Jesus that's sexy). I agreed.

I whooped the first 7 eaisily. The 8th one was a little harder, but I still won. I went and talked to Dio again, and he gave me the key. I opened the slot and freed Cait Sith. Then we went to the rubble that was Sector 7.

We each spread out and combed the area. We didn't find her. I angrilly kicked over a rock. Then, I saw a hole under there, and a ladder leading down. We climbed down the ladder and saw Tifa. However, the area was gaurded. We fought through Drake's little flunkies. When we got to her, we began to free her. Suddenly, she exploded. Then it happened. We saw Drake for the first time. He laughed, then said "Tifa's hidden in the Shinra Manshion. Come get her if you dare." Then he dissapeared.