Paint your and other forum member's deaths (MSPAINT ONLY!!!)

MasterT · Admin Number of posts: 904 Age: 20 Registration date: 2008-11-27

Remember the good times people.

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Sludgey · Q(''Q) Number of posts: 404 Age: 17 Registration date: 2008-11-30

Some inappropriate content and language I swear to ****ing god if you remove this I will find you and rape you this took forever

MasterT · Admin Number of posts: 904 Age: 20 Registration date: 2008-11-27

Nothing could ruin this moment.

I am in heavan.

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_outlaw · POTSUS Number of posts: 292 Age: 21 Registration date: 2008-11-28

That is absolutely. The best thing in the entire ****ing world.

FyshStyx

MasterT wrote:

Nothing could ruin this moment.

Didn't thinger get a haircut?

MasterT · Admin Number of posts: 904 Age: 20 Registration date: 2008-11-27

Yes but we didn't need another person with short brown hair so his sellout status was revoked.

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ThingrueIstKRIEG · Trick Magnet Number of posts: 326 Age: 20 Registration date: 2008-12-02

waching machine's make v good bombs

also i shall have my revenge once i stop sucking dick at mspaint

Slider · Admin Number of posts: 913 Registration date: 2008-11-27

That was amazing, thank you.

I might make something later tonight.

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_outlaw · POTSUS Number of posts: 292 Age: 21 Registration date: 2008-11-28

ThingrueIstKRIEG wrote:

also i shall have my revenge once i stop sucking dick in my washing machine.

I agree Thinger.

ledious · Number of posts: 92 Age: 19 Registration date: 2008-12-03

I think it would be cool if we could use any medium we want. Smile

MasterT · Admin Number of posts: 904 Age: 20 Registration date: 2008-11-27

But then it isn't a paint your own death/other member's death topic.

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DoubleL

Did I do it right?

Skythe

ledious wrote:

I think it would be cool if we could use any medium we want. Smile

Then it's not funny anymore

Ledious, honestly, do you ever

like

pay attention

No, never mind, you're probably going to misinterpret the hell out of this post

and this is why I'm depressed whenever I see you post, because all that talent would have been amazing if you weren't so god damn stupid

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Thanks for the sig, Slider.
:3 :3 :3 hi :3 :3 :3

DoubleL

CovertSushi

ledious wrote:

I think it would be cool if we could use any medium we want. Smile

HELL YEAH LET ME USE THE MEDIUM OF WORDS!

~~~ How Skythe Got His Balls Removed ~~~

Once upon a time, Skythe found himself playing a video game; a common occurrence since he loved video games and would occasionally literally love the game discs. But that is neither here nor now. As I was saying Skythe was playing a video game and was mashing the controller really hard because that's how you win at whatever video game he was playing (probably some JRPG). After hours of sweaty button mashing, Skythe decided to use his fingers rather than his thumbs, which we all know is officially cheating at button mashing since you have four times the number of fingers and can press buttons at least four times as fast.

And lo, after touching the first non-shoulder button with his cheeto-dust-covered finger, the god of video games descended upon him. Unfortunately the god has very poor grammar since he was translated by Chinese bootleggers from Japanese into Chinese back into Japanese and then into English. "I am of here!" boomed the titan; "Henceforth why play such?" "I... I don't understand?" Skythe tried to weasel his way out of the god's wrath. "What are you even saying?" "Quietly! You are unsanctioned!" And with that, the god smashed Skythe's testes with a Nintendo DS and then removed the bloody mass with the prototype of the PS3 controller (it had a knife on it btw so you could cut things while gaming hard). Skythe passed out from the pain, and woke hours later, ballless.

Well, he thought, this isn't so bad. Kids suck anyway. And so, Skythe popped his JRPG back into his XBoxWii603 and commenced to play it the proper way for fear that the god would come back and harass him again with his nonsensical words and perhaps take a more vital organ than his testes. He played for his usual amount of time (approximately nine hours), and then went to bed, taking the disc with him along with his usual tube of KY Jelly. Climbing into bed, Skythe thought of the heroine in a tight bikini, which would have produced a nosebleed, but something felt wrong. He usually had a funny feeling in his pants that told him what to do next, but did not feel it. It all became clear to him. The god's curse wasn't merely to harm him, but rob him of his true love.

Faced with the option of life without love, Skythe quickly made his decision; he ran down stairs and found a melon baller and acupuncture needles. He first scooped his eyes out so he could not see himself, and then drove the needles through his brain, luckily managing to hit his hypothalamus and causing his body to cease functioning.

FIN

Am I artsy yet?

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AWAKEN. AWAKEN. TAKE THE LIVES THAT MUST BE TAKEN