Shut the **** up, Fysh

Can we trade Taiyz and Vivi?

In any case Team 1 should be Team 1337 and Team 2 should be Team Win. Just to make it fair.

oh god this is so amazing

my team is broken

I am so excited for the next part!

I eagerly anticipate the next part

Why am I on the **** team? The only reason we even have two good members is because I made Will come on my team. And my wallet. But I digress. Tyler and Will shouldn't even be allowed to play, since they're Brawl masters, thus possessing great mind game techniques.


I recommend either Team Fucked, or Team Washing Machine. Team Washing Machine sorta rhymes, and strikes fear into the heart of our heterosexual male rivals on the other team, so I'll push harder for that one.

Our team will basically dominate this playing field, no doubt about it.

I don't have any ideas for a team name. imsry.

Day 1

Tribe 1

[The group travels into Skype Manor to the center, far from the other tribe, where they find materials for making a hut and materials for making a flag.]

Sam: [Looks over at the flag materials] I guess we should all choose a name then?

Aelph: That's what he expects us to do.

Covert: Let's name ourselves the Christian Prostitutes.

Cloud: The Mavericks?

Admiral: Dick Worshippers.

PrettyKitty: Oh my.

Ed: What about something simple and tribe-like, like TIGAH?

MasterT: That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Cloud: Yeah, we should use that name.

Sam: I like it.

[Jimbob then proceeds to separate the hut building materials and start building. PrettyKitty starts to work on the flag. The others then join Jimbob until they make a decent-looking hut.]

Aelph: [Notices that the hut has holes in the roof] What if it rains?

Blazing Phoenix: I'll fix the roof. Uhh... I'll be back. PrettyKitty, come with me.

[PrettyKitty nods and follows Blazing Phoenix into the woods]

Cloud: I'm gonna go find some food for us.

MasterT: I'll go with you. There's nothing to do here, so I might as well help out with the gathering.

[Cloud and MasterT head into the woods]

[The others at camp start unloading their stuff]

Blazing Phoenix and PrettyKitty-

Blazing Phoenix: So what do you think of our tribe?

PrettyKitty: It's not bad. It's a lot better than the other one, that's for sure. Who are you voting out if we somehow get into tribal council?

Blazing Phoenix: I sort of want to vote... MasterT off.

PrettyKitty: Why?

Blazing Phoenix: Because he's a power player. And I'm sure he'd be able to forge alliances easily. Since he's the king and all. Blackmail, bribes...

PrettyKitty: Ahh.

[The two get to a burnt down area of peasant homes. They then spot some straw and watermelon from inside a burnt peasant house]

Cloud and MasterT-

MasterT: Cloud, let's make an alliance right now.

Cloud: Alright.

MasterT: Okay, now that's done, let's find some food. [MasterT looks around] I guess I'll check here... and you can check there.

Cloud: What are we playing for, anyways?

MasterT: What do you mean?

[The two find a strawberry bush, next to a coconut tree]

Cloud: What's the prize if we win this game?

MasterT: Oh, I actually haven't thought of that. I dunno, probably something ****. I only entered to beat Will anyways.

Tribe 2

_Outlaw: Well this is gay.

Sludgey: [Holds her hand against her forehead and sits on a bench in camp. She rubs her temples and looks down at the ground]

Vivi: She looks miserable.

NonToxic: I can't imagine why.

Taiyz: Guys, are we going to start with the hut or?

Atlas: Yeah, let's start building.

[Atlas and Taiyz begin working on the hut. _Outlaw joins in to help but quits after Taiyz kept yelling at _Outlaw to "stop hogging all the wood". NonToxic begins working on the flag without anyone noticing and before the name deciding. Charmante and Tamad decide to go find some food while Vivi begins singing in camp.]

[Sludgey: It's like... I'm being hanged. Except, I won't die. This is the worst thing ever. I'm so glad _Outlaw is on my tribe to feel the pain with me. Sorry _Outlaw.]

_Outlaw: Well, I'm going to check the area around us for a bit. Does anyone want to join me?

Vivi: I'll join you!

_Outlaw: Uh, no-

NonToxic: IT'S DONE! [NonToxic holds up the flag with "*v*" scribbled on it crudely.]

Vivi: I wanted... Team Shota...

Sludgey: Well, that's not a bad name.

_Outlaw: What does that even mean?

NonToxic: *v*

[Atlas and Taiyz somehow finish the hut]

Atlas: I'll go with you, _Outlaw.

Taiyz: Woo, finally. That was a lot of work. And we didn't even get a lot of help.

[_Outlaw shakes his head and then nods at Atlas. The two go into the forest for food]

_Outlaw and Atlas-

_Outlaw: **** TAIYZ.

Atlas: Hahaha.

_Outlaw: Well anyways, I guess we should make an alliance now?

Atlas: Sure.

_Outlaw: And I know Sludgey would probably join us. Maybe we can get Tamad on our side too.

Atlas: I'm more concerned with tribal council. We could probably get alliances easily. The problem with our tribe is who to vote out. We have a ton of bad players here.

_Outlaw: I don't know about you, but I'm voting Taiyz out.

Atlas: Just for not letting you help with the hut?

_Outlaw: Yeah.

Atlas: I'll vote for him too, I guess. I'll tell Sludgey and the others.

_Outlaw: That sounds like a good plan.

[The two high-five each other]

Tamad and Charmante-

[The two are holding a dead turtle as well as some grapes]

Charmante: Do you really think we should be eating turtle? It seems weird.

Tamad: This will be the only meat we will have.

Charmante: Well, I'll try it at least.

Tamad: What do you think about our tribe?

Charmante: We have Atlas and you, so I don't really mind the others. We have Sludgey too.

Tamad: Yeah, but you know, Vivi...

Charmante: Yeah, she's pretty annoying.

Tamad: I'm glad you agree.

Charmante: Do you think we should form an alliance with Sludgey and Atlas?

Tamad: I don't trust Atlas. But sure. Maybe for like, the first days of the game.

Charmante: Alright then.

Back at TIGAH

[Everyone that went off to the woods came back. Several members of the tribe have tried to make fire but every one of them failed. MasterT went off to travel and is back with a slip of paper in his hand.]

MasterT: Guys. Guys.

[The others put their attention towards MasterT]

MasterT: We have tree mail. ...[He rolls it open] "You, know, I'm not going to make these rhyme because I'm way too lazy for that. Anyways, your first challenge will involve food. The food that you earn in the game are the food that you will get to keep for camp. This is for the winning tribe only though. Expect some fire that night, by the way."

Sam: That was weird.

To be continued.

Edward makes great team names.

Haha, I really like it. Keep it up.

All votes for me are requested and appreciated.

And I swear to God if Taiyz gets immunity or something I will bomb your house.

Its so wonderful.

What are you talking about I trust Atlas with my life.