Lunar: This is Skype Manor, a creation of Skythe's boredom on a summer day. Located close to Tales Manor, this place was overrun with peasants and the like. Now, after MT stole my castle, Skype Manor stands as a deserted manor stripped entirely of everything it once had. But because the peasants houses and the like would make this game boring, I've ordered the holy knights of Tales Manor to burn the entire peasant living area~ Sorry MasterT ^_^;.

18 contestants, hand-picked by my boss, Skythe, have been chosen for this show. Gathered from Tales Manor, they are being led to Skype Manor to survive with nothing but their clothes!

[Camera shifts to the group of 18 traveling through the thick forests, bird poop lands on one of the members in the mouth "Fuck!"]

They come from different lives to participate in the game of their lifetime~!

[Man with a hooded sweatshirt and crown: I am the ****ing king of Tales Manor and I've been playing games since I can remember. I can win this. Also, dicks.

Man in orange clothing: Yeah, I've recently began Skyping with these guys, but I think I can win this. I mean, I've once put my head down a public school's toilet, so... yeah. ... ...[Man takes out a picture of a large woman in a bathing suit with red lettering that says "I LOVE SKYTHE"] I've always had this with me. It's going to be my good luck charm in this game.

Man in Butler clothing, wearing sunglasses and a beanie: Basically, if you get in my way, I'll headbutt you. Or knife you. I got a knife recently. No barrel or box will go untouched. Or fruit. Well anyways, I definitely can win this. FOR MY BLACK BROTHERS!

Woman with wizard's clothing decorated with random pokemon: I've loved being with the Tales citizens. I'm a magician, but I can definitely win physical challenges. I can't believe I got to be in this game! I see that Atlas and Tamad are in this game too! It's so exciting.]

Lunar: Forced to work together, they must learn to adapt and form groups. Fail, and you will get voted out!

[Man in red and yellow armor, decorated with sickles and hammers: I'm PUMPED. I can't wait to beat that Tyler guy.]

Lunar: 39 DAYS! 18 PEOPLE! ONE. SURVIVOR! ^_^

that was not 18 introductions

keep it up

[Lunar is shown to be at the top of a hill, right before the Skype Manor. As the group makes its way up the hill, Lunar waves with excitement.

They finally make it.]

Lunar: Welcome to Tales of Survivor. The first season. How are you guys doing~?

[The group responds with "good"s and "fine"s]

Lunar: Now what I want you guys to do is to introduce yourselves to each other. ^_^

Woman in maid uniform and red hair: Hi, my name is Sludgey. I'm not pleased to be here.

[Sludgey: Yeah, I didn't want to be in this game. **** you, Skythe.]

Man in orange clothing: My name is Blazing Phoenix. I am a mercenary.

Man in overalls and suspenders: Hi, my name is Cloud and I'm the royal gardener.

[The other members in the group giggle or try not to laugh. The man in yellow and red armor bursts out laughing.]

Cloud:

Man in Admiral clothing: I'm Jimbob ELEVEN and I will consume your vagina.

Woman in wizard's clothing: I'm Charmante. I'm a magician!

Man with an oversized wizard's hat: Charmander!

Lunar: Is that your name?

Man with an oversized wizard's hat: No, I'm Nontoxic.

Man in butler clothing: I'm Tamad and I hate Skythe. I'm a combat butler.

Nontoxic: By the way, I am a wizafd.

Man in bard's clothing: I'm Sa-

Nontoxic: wizasd.

Man in bard's clothing: An-

Nontoxic: I meant wizard.

Man in bard's clothing: ANYWAYS. You can already tell by my clothing that I'm Sam. I'm the royal bard.

[Sam: During the introductions, Nontoxic kept trying to fix his typo. [Screen switches to the time Nontoxic was shaking his head in frustration and trying to re-say the right word] Personally, I didn't mind it much because it was pretty funny, but that might get others to think that he won't pose a large threat in this game.

Nontoxic: That was all planned. *v*]

Man with orange sunglasses: I'm Atlas and I'm the royal sniper.

Woman with explorer clothing: I'm Aelph and I'm the royal... archer.

[Aelph: I'm actually the royal scout, but I'm afraid that people might think I'm weak. But I don't want people to think I'm too strong, so I settled for the archer. I hope that was the right thing to do...

Nontoxic: Aelph. Is not an archer.]

Man with crown: hi

Lunar: Er? are you going to introduce yourself?

Man with crown: Nope!

Man with yellow and red armor: Oh HIIIIIIII MASTERT. I'm _Outlaw. I serve under this PIECE OF GHEY as a royal knight. I'm stronger, though.

MasterT: You can't be stronger than me. I'm the ****ing king of Tales Manor! When this game is done with, you're going straight to the dungeon.

_Outlaw: Right. But don't forget that I'm the strongest of your knights.

MasterT: I don't care! To the dungeon with you.

Girl in boy's clothing: My name is Vivi and I'm a GUY. I'm so happy to be here!

Sludgey: Go away, Vivi.

Vivi: That's not very nice.

[Vivi: I'm not really a guy and I'm actually an assassin. I'm going to win this game, obviously.

Sludgey: Why the **** is she here?!

MasterT: Christ. When I saw Vivi had to walk with us in the forest, I was at the back of the group and spat into her hair as we walked. [MasterT laughs] And she didn't even notice. But seriously why is she in this game.]

Man with glass and researcher clothes: I'm DoubleL and I am the Tales Manor Necromancer Specialist.

[Jimbob turns his head quickly at DoubleL and then back to the rest of the group.]

[DoubleL: I'm not actually a Necromancer specialist. I'm really just a librarian. [He sighs]

Jimbob: DoubleL... isn't very smart. Now everyone thinks he's powerful. He attracted attention to himself. Now he might get voted out early.]

Man with blue armor: I'm a royal knight. My name is Edward Morrison. But you can call me Ed.

[Ed: Are you happy that I shortened my name for you, Skythe?]

Man in green clothing: I'm Taiyz. I like anime and I am a farmer.

Woman with Tiger skin armor: I'm PrettyKitty and I'm ready to kick ass! I'm a mercenary.

Man with red clothing: I'm Covert and I hate Japanophiles. [Taiyz looks back at Covert with a serious look on his face] I am also a mercenary.

Lunar: Alright, now that we're finally finished~, I want you all to sort yourselves into groups. But first! I need the... [Lunar looks at the index card he's holding] "two most pathetic players".

Vivi: Hi, Sludgey.

Sludgey: Please, Vivi, go away. Lunar, is she one of them?

Lunar: Oh, I don't have any names on this card. You guys are supposed to figure them out yourselves.

_Outlaw: Can I nominate Cloud?

Cloud: What the hell.

Atlas: I'd like to vote Cloud.

Tamad: Yeah, that Cloud kid is pretty pathetic, if you ask me.

Lunar: Step right up, Cloud! ^_^

Cloud: Oh, **** you guys. [Cloud walks over to Lunar's left side]

Lunar: And the next pathetic player?

Covert: I'd like to nominate Tamad.

Tamad: What. How dare you.

Covert: Sorry. =(

MasterT: What are you saying sorry for? That's a great nomination.

Taiyz: Now, now, guys. I would like to nominate DoubleL.

DoubleL: Wah?

Jimbob: Can I nominate Taiyz.

Sludgey: GUYS. GUYS. Why isn't Vivi up there, yet?

MasterT: You are completely right, Sludgey. Vivi should be the other pathetic player.

Tamad: I agree.

Vivi: Why are you all so mean to me?

Lunar: Come on up, Vivi.

Vivi: Alright. Fine. [Vivi walks over to Lunar's right side]

[Cloud: To be in the same group as Vivi, to me, was absolutely mind... shattering. I don't know. I was speechless. It was bad enough to be chosen as a pathetic player, but to be grouped with Vivi... ugh.]

Lunar: So now we have our most pathetic players! These two, Vivi and Cloud... Are your tribe leaders. [Everyone groans]

[Nontoxic: I sort of knew that was coming. I wanted to vote Taiyz. Since I wasn't exactly sure, I just stayed quiet.]

Lunar: You may all start choosing your members now. To determine which tribe goes first, play rock-paper-scissors.

[The two play the game. Cloud is determined the winner by default after they saw that Vivi was cheating]

Cloud: I choose MasterT.

MasterT: That's right. I'm the king. Of survivor.

Vivi: I choose... Sludgey.

[Sludgey: GOD DAMMIT **** **** ****ing ****]

MasterT: Ed, my love.

Sludgey: _Outlaw.

_Outlaw: Fuuuuuuck.

Ed: Sam.

_Outlaw: Uhhh, NonToxic?

Sam: I'm going to choose Ta-

Tamad: Sam, choose me, and we can tellypawt togetha.

Sam: I choose Jimbob.

Tamad: **** YOU BITCH!!

NonToxic: Charmander!

Jimbob: Blazing Phoenix, cum into me.

Charmante: Come on, Tamad!

Sludgey: Damn it.

Blazing Phoenix: PrettyKitty.

PrettyKitty: LESS THAN THREE.

Tamad: I have to go with that Atlas guy.

PrettyKitty: Aelph!

Atlas: DoubleL, I guess.

Lunar: It seems that Covert looks unhappy.

Covert: I'm VERY unhappy.

Lunar: Why is that?

Covert: I'd rather not say.

Aelph: Guys, who should I choose?

Jimbob: Just go with Covert.

Aelph: Okay. Covert.

[As Covert moves to Cloud's tribe, Lunar moves to the center]

Lunar: Alright, Taiyz, you're in Vivi's tribe.

Tribe 1-
Cloud (Leader)
MasterT
Ed
Sam
Jimbob
Blazing Phoenix
PrettyKitty
Aelph
Covert

Tribe 2-
Vivi (Leader)
Sludgey
Outlaw
NonToxic
Charmante
Tamad
Atlas
DoubleL
Taiyz

Now, we're on to the naming. You all must determine your own tribe names. But we can wait until after you guys get back to your respective camps. I expect tribe names at the first challenge. Bye guys~!

To be continued.

You two were meant for each other. Loli and shota.

I have a sexy taste in member selection.

I feel so ronery because I am not in this with my other Team Fabulous Shota half etc

This is hilarious^^
Nice job and I cant wait until the next part

Apparently my new part is to be the person that bitches about how she gets left out of everything due to having a life >=(

Lol, this sounds awesome. <3


=(

Sweet mother of jesus why why why did you put me on Vivi's team.

You must continue. NOW.