Well... I don't know if it can count as official if -I- make it, but... *shrugs*.

Anyway, following Aelph's suggestion to have a separate thread for these so they stop cluttering up the WG thread. If people aren't thrilled by the idea I guess we can merge them back or whatever and you can send someone over to my house to slap my wrists by proxy.

So I decided to go ahead and write one of these. I think I filled the major criteria, that at least one-fifth of all questions involve sex in some way and I may have gone slightly overboard on the pop-culture-reference area. Also there are quite a few that don't work so well with one-sentence answers, but really, what do you expect from me? I do think I gave plenty of opportunities for amusing situations to arise, so... yeah, this should be fun. Probably. <_< >_>

(Side note: My number randomization idea may have gotten a little wonky, feel free to sub in your own numbers if one of these is just too perfect for one particular set of characters or whatever... I think I really underused one or two of them...)

Anyway, Enjoy:

Name 7 of Your Original Characters

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2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

[1] finds [2]’s secret stash of Porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.

[6] tells [3] something s/he likes about him/her. In counterpoint, [3] tells [6] something s/he dislikes about him/her. How does this play out?

[7] finds [1] and [2] in bed together. What is his/her reaction?

Breakfast. [3]. [5]. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?

[7] and [2] are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)

Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.

[1] and [4] go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?

In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into [3]. What happens?

[3] is kidnapped. What do [4] and [7] do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him/her, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?

[2] confesses his/her undying love for [6]. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does [6] react?

The police have just picked up [1] on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?

--Optional follow up: What crime? Did they do it?

[5], [1], and [7] stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?

[4] is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?

All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.

Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)

[7] introduces [4] to his/her family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)

[2], [4], and [3] are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?

Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)

[6] is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?

Have at it!

Oooh, fun. I'll do yours and try to write one of my own later. (Or whenever we need a new one -- I'll do the next.)

Ooh, I like the idea of a meme thread...!

Quote:

(Side note: My number randomization idea may have gotten a little wonky, feel free to sub in your own numbers if one of these is just too perfect for one particular set of characters or whatever... I think I really underused one or two of them...)

Most of them were used exactly 5 times, and if they strayed, it was only to 6. It worked out pretty well if you ask me.

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Sorry I use the same damn OCs every time. I need some new ones.

1. Anne
2. Lorrie (-.o)
3. Wilford
4. Clark
5. Malcolm
6. Conner
7. Shawn

Anne finds Lorrie’s secret stash of Porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.

First of all: Lorrie has porn?

Second: What in the hell kind of porn would a 12-year-old transgender loli have?

Anyway, I believe Anne would insult her taste, whatever that may be. But it's not like Anne knows what constitutes "good" porn.

Conner tells Wilford something he likes about him. In counterpoint, Wilford tells Conner something he dislikes about him. How does this play out?

It'd probably come up as something dumb like "Wow, I wish I could solve crossword puzzles as fast as you."

"Six hours is 'fast'...? I don't care to ask how long it takes you, then..."

Shawn finds Anne and Lorrie in bed together. What is his reaction?

Call Conner to ask him how in the Oath girlsex would work. Of course, Conner probably doesn't even understand straight sex, so it would blow his little mind.

Breakfast. Wilford. Malcolm. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?

WILFORD AND MALCOLM AGAIN WHAT THE HELL

Wilford would, because he'd be more likely to win the argument.

Shawn and Lorrie are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)

Shawn tricks Lorrie into leaving.

Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.

Clark would, because he's all useless and whiny. Then Conner would flip out and leave of his own accord.

As for the winner, I'd put my money on Shawn.

Anne and Clark go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?

Daaaaaw.

They'd go to whatever silly romance is playing at Anne's request, and she'd hold his hand the whole time.

In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into Wilford. What happens?

Clark looks away and pretends he doesn't see him. Wilford, being rather understanding of the situation, would likely leave them alone.

Wilford is kidnapped. What do Clark and Shawn do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?

They'd just listen to whatever Conner has planned. He knows what he's doing. o.o

Lorrie confesses her undying love for Conner. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does Conner react?

Oh my god

That's so IC but I've never even considered it before

Undying

Um, Conner would be nervous to the point of terrified. He doesn't really like her that much, and he knows that Lorrie is aware of his relationship with Shawn... It would be really awkward. I guess not even Conner can manage pedophilia and incest at the same time.

The police have just picked up Anne on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?

Malcolm.

--Optional follow up: What crime? Did they do it?

Suspected shoplifting, perhaps? It was probably an accident.

Malcolm, Anne, and Shawn stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?

Simple. Anne and Malcolm take one bed, and Shawn takes the other.

Clark is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?

...Say what...?

All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.

Anne and Lorrie are rather indifferent.

Wilford kind of smirks and giggles at it.

Clark is mortified, and he goes crying to Conner, whom is also somewhat scared...

Malcolm thinks it's "stupid."

Shawn gets this look on his face like "MY LIFE IS COMPLETE" and is never seen outside his room again.

Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)

It wouldn't be as big of an ordeal as it could be. Obviously, Shawn would be the one taking charge and actually placing the order, and depending on who verbally abused him the most during the, ahem, decision-making, he would change some things around a bit... -.o

Shawn introduces Clark to his family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)

Oh, haha, Clark kind of lives with them for a while.

Shawn himself is a little jealous of his attachment to Conner, but otherwise, they get along rather well.

Lorrie, Clark, and Wilford are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?

Oh boy.

Lorrie would probably insist that Clark kiss her, and he's too much of a pushover to object. Wilford... would never let him live it down. :')

Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)

Shawn would make the best director, likely, and refuse to do anything that requires to be in front of the camera. Lorrie is a big enough attention whore to make up for pretty much everyone else--but Anne would probably want a decent role and really get into the makeup and such. Malcolm would want to be a main character, but sadly, he hates the two that are available and would end up pouting in a corner somewhere. Wilford would... I dunno, hand out water bottles or something. -.o;

Conner is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?

He goes off somewhere to be alone, either to the river or to his room.

Clark is paranoid that it's his fault he's mad, and Shawn picks on him for it.

Wilford just shrugs and assumes he'll get over it eventually.

If Malcolm found out, he'd do everything in his power to harass him and make him even more upset.

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"Dodo ugly, so dodo must die... Mink he pretty, so mink he must die."

1. Kyril
2. Max
3. Nash
4. Lucretia
5. Reira
6. Mina
7. Carmaine

Kyril finds Max’s secret stash of Porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.
-A 3. It wouldn’t surprise Kyril too much but she’s grossed out at the fact he actually keeps a secret stash.

Mina tells Nash something s/he likes about him/her. In counterpoint, Nash tells Mina something s/he dislikes about him/her. How does this play out?
-Mina would be amazed at how well Nash juggles personas/lies so well while Nash would comment about how she only thinks so because she’s incapable of seeing what’s a lie. Mina would later ask Kyril if that’s a compliment or an insult.

Carmaine finds Kyril and Max in bed together. What is his/her reaction?
-Carmaine would quickly walk away, rationalizing it in his head by saying “They’re allowed to do who-what they want”, “it happens between close friends sometimes” but he’d probably start ‘accidentally’ wrecking damage on things like Max’s precious Mu-gi-Ho cards.

Breakfast. Nash. Reira. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?
-Nash. Reira would politely offer it to Nash and Nash would cheerfully take it having fully expected that response.

Carmaine and Max are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)
-Carmaine would try and ignore the extra noise at first but Max would probably start jacking up the volume to drown out Carmaine’s music. Carmaine would ask Max to turn it down but Max can’t hear over the volume so Carmaine thinks he’s just ignoring him to be an ass. In response, Carmaine would turn his up and then so would Max. And then it’d keep going until Lucretia storms in, pulls out the power chords, and tell them to keep it quiet.

Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.
-Nash gets voted off first. After he plays them all against each other, everyone remembers his job revolves around deception and that he’s the equivalent of the devil so they vote him off to save themselves from his machinations. However, Nash wanted to be voted off early (after all, staying in the middle of no where doing ridiculous challenges for a prize of little interest wasn’t his idea of fun) so he takes it well and spends the rest of the show privately cackling at their pain.
-The winner would be Mina. The group hadn’t been anticipating her machinations.

Kyril and Lucretia go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?
-Lucretia would probably drag Kyril shopping and to a club since she’s never had a chance to go to any major city and she’s bored. To get to a club that Lucretia heard about, they have to pass through the equivalent of the red light district.

In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into Nash. What happens?
-Nash runs into them in the red light district coming back from a meeting with a contact. He comes across them when some male prostitutes are trying to garner their business, ending with him simply saying he won’t tell the rest of the group about their abstract tastes while Lucretia stares in mortification and Kyril wanting to bang her head against the nearby wall.

Nash is kidnapped. What do Lucretia and Carmaine do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him/her, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?
-They’d agree to get help/get more info/come up with a plan that isn’t suicide. Lucretia would at first want to do something right away but admits that she isn’t sure what to do yet while Carmaine would be trying to be rational about it.

Max confesses his/her undying love for Mina. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does Mina react?
-Max would have to be extremely drunk and mistake Mina for the hot girl he saw earlier. At that point Mina would be panicking to the point of hysteria.

The police have just picked up Kyril on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?
-Max.

--Optional follow up: What crime? Did they do it?
-Carrying illegal substances. She did do it but by accident. Mina had been doing one of her trades and accidentally got a hold of small statue narrowed out to fit some drugs. One of the police saw her buy it from the dealer and hand it off to Kyril (it was for safekeeping while Mina did more treasure hunting) so he assumed it was drug traffic and arrested her on the spot.

Reira, Kyril, and Carmaine stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?
-Carmaine would try to take the floor and let Reira and Kyril have the beds but Kyril and Reira just agree to share and let Carmaine have the extra bed.

Lucretia is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?
-Max. To put it simple, for the lolz.

All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.
-I’m not sure what /b/ is so….

Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)
-Nash would just order meat lovers while everyone’s debating. Reira would end up picking off all the meat on her piece and carefully checking before taking any bites because she’s a vegetarian.

Carmaine introduces Lucretia to his/her family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)
-Carmaine would have an awkward time with it because he’s never met any of his family (both real and adopted father). In the end, Lucretia would probably take a hint and leave so Carmaine could be properly acquainted.

Max, Lucretia, and Nash are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?
-Max would have to kiss Lucretia. Nash opts out because he’s married, leaving Max and Lucretia to think up ways they could fake it. Nash would chide them over their childish behavior since “it’s just a kiss” and the two of them have been in intimate relationships with other people before. Max would protest with the fact he never used anyone he was in a relationship with, unlike a certain corrupt priestess, to which Lucretia would beam Max with her bible.

Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)
-Nash would probably direct to keep Lucretia from doing so; Kyril would take script duty to prevent Lucretia from doing so, Lucretia would play herself with the other options taken but would set about to influencing the set people to put more focus on her, Max would cheerfully play himself, Reira would want a small role that doesn’t have any or few speaking lines, Mina would want to do advertisement, and Carmaine would be indifferent.

Mina is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?
-Mina would sulk and whine about it to others in the group. Kyril, Max, and Reira would probably try to cheer her up, Nash and Carmaine would just stay out of it, and Lucretia would probably pretend she isn’t interested but depending on the reason for Mina being pissed would do something small or snap in annoyance.

Nash sounds like a really cool guy. -.o

And I love your names. Nice and clean but still interesting. <3

Name 7 of Your Original Characters

1. Ryder
2. Ree
3. Mimi
4. Darius
5. Mattie
6. Hunter
7. Neil

[Ryder] finds [Ree]’s secret stash of Porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.

Probably around an 8 or a 9. He’d be super surprised that his supposedly introverted brother has a bigger stash of porn than he does.

[Hunter] tells [Mimi] something s/he likes about him/her. In counterpoint, [Mimi] tells [Hunter] something s/he dislikes about him/her. How does this play out?

…these two rarely interact in the story, so it doesn’t even matter to either of them. Besides, it should be vise-versa. Hunter isn’t very fond of Mimi, while Mimi really likes Hunter.

[Neil] finds [Ryder] and [Ree] in bed together. What is his/her reaction?

“Huh…they crashed.”

(They’re brothers, and there’s not a whole lot of incestuous hints between them, so I just assume they’re just lying there, with their clothes on, snoring away…besides, Neil wouldn’t be too suspicious either.)

Breakfast. [Mimi]. [Mattie]. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?

Mimi would give a pouty lip, and Mattie would shove her in the storage closet while he chomps down on the cereal. He’s not too kind to suck-ups, especially those who pose as a threat.

[Neil] and [Ree] are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)

Neil: “Kid, turn off your piano…classical… crap!”
Ree: “It’s not classical, it’s New Age and Jazz! Turn off your depressing crap!”
-pause-
Ree: “…how about we just play a game soundtrack?”
Neil: “Fine.”

Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.

Mimi. Especially since she’s an utter failure at survival skills. Asha would be on her own the whole time, owning everyone’s asses. Ree would be voted off next. Ryder would try to side with everyone and get voted off. Dari, Neil, and Mattie would try to compete, but Dari would win.

[Ryder] and [Ryder] go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?

-pause- Why are Dari and Ryder hanging out so much and leaving Ree behind?

I guess a bar, or maybe a strip club. They’d just talk about how ****** their jobs are.

In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into [Mimi]. What happens?

The strip bar. And knowing, Neil would be there with her, too. HUH.

(That’s a reference to the fact Neil and Mimi kept being stuck together in other memes, and one of them was her begging him to take her to a strip club, despite the fact she’s underage.)

[Mimi] is kidnapped. What do [Dari] and [Neil] do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him/her, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?

They’d probably ignore the situation until Ree and Asha bugged them. THEN THE MANLY DUO PURSUES THE EVIL GUY.
And Neil proceeds to shoot the guy in the head, and Dari flips out at him (“JESUS! Why the hell did you kill him?!”), and Mimi acts like the damsel in distress.

[Ree] confesses his/her undying love for [Hunter]. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does [Hunter] react?

Ree either got drugged, is drunk, or got another severe concussion.

Hunter would ignore him. He’d know it’s a lie.

The police have just picked up [Ryder] on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?

--Optional follow up: What crime? Did they do it?

Ryder? Ryder, being caught doing a crime? What kind of topsy-turvy world is this?!

Dari would have to go, and he would be pissed. I wouldn’t be surprised if he beat the living **** out of him when they got home.

What kind of crime…? Maybe he stole a chocolate bar. Hardcore, Ryder. He wouldn't do it. -.-

[Mattie], [Ryder], and [Neil] stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?

(Wow, what a third wheel Ryder is)

Neil and Mattie would be nice and let Ryder have a bed. Then they would first rock-paper-scissors over it, and then beat the crap out of each other until one gets knocked out. They solve their problems fantastically.

[Dari] is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?

Neil. Instant choice.

Neil would be pissed. “I don’t want these friggen’ stereotype flamers telling me what the hell to do!”

All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.

Ryder: …I don’t get it.

Ree: Seen it before.

Mimi: What is this?! Who put my internet on this?!

Dari: I’m indifferent. I couldn't care less.

Mattie: This is amusing…

Hunter: …this is stupid.

Neil: Heh. I go here all the time.

Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)

…why is this horrifying? They have pizza parties all the time. (Mimi would be a first-timer at this party.) Dari knows everyone’s favourites (most of them have similar tastes, so they’d only order…two or three pizzas), gets everyone to pay up, and they chill and eat.

Everyone survives, unless Neil and Mattie get into a food fight.

[Neil] introduces [Dari] to his/her family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)

Well, time for a flashback.

Neil: -8 years old- “Yo, mom, dad. I met a guy at school today. He’s cool. His name is cool, too.”
Dari: -8 years old- “Nice to meet you. I’m Darius.”
Dad: “Nice to meet’cha kid.”
Mom: “Aww, what a cutie! Pleasure to meet you.”

Yeah, this is long before Neil’s family fucks up severely.

[Ree], [Dari], and [Mimi] are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?

23 year old in a high school play? Wow, good going, Dari.

Mimi would likely have to kiss Ree. Dari would be all joking about it, and Ree would care less. Mimi would be ecstatic, though. “GUESS WHAT, I GET TO KISS REE. TEEHEHEHEHEHE”

Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)

Sweet.

Okay, let’s see…Dari would be the stuntman. NO MATTER IF IT’S A KID OR OLD LADY, Dari’s the one leaping off buildings.
Neil’s the technician…guy.
The rest are useless, honestly. Oh, Mimi could be a song composer. Ree could probably assist with the script, too.

[Hunter] is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?

Everyone knows real damn well to leave Hunter alone when he’s pissed. Hunter actually has a killer temper.

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That was fun. Thanks, Duo.

Dari and Neil are my favs so far, but Ree... has potential? I don't know; you don't talk about them enough. You ought to post some writing about them or questionnaires or something.

*pester pester*

(Give me a kick if I don't read and reply to others' answers, please, someone.)

Name 7 of Your Original Characters

1. Kalle
2. Calab
3. Perri
4. Finnis
5. Aeddon
6. Cai
7. Graysen

Kalle finds Calab’s secret stash of Porn. On a scale of 1 to absolutely horrified, how do they react? Feel free to include why.

As mentioned before, Calab is six.

And in Kalle's primary care (the poor bastard ).

So let's go with "HOLY ****ING ****, CALAB!" as a likely reaction. Followed potentially by homicide.

Cai tells Perri something s/he likes about him/her. In counterpoint, Perri tells Cai something s/he dislikes about him/her. How does this play out?

Cai would probably offer a compliment on something he didn't actually realize was complimenting her personally -- her knowledge of something, maybe. Being well-bred and polite, she would in return offer him a similar compliment, because that's what polite society expects, but whether she meant it or not, she would never say. (She probably would, though. Perri doesn't know Cai very well, but she admires him.)

Graysen finds Kalle and Calab in bed together. What is his/her reaction?

There would be nothing going on except attempts to stay warm and possibly nightmares.

...So no particular interest in his reaction. He'd probably just quietly see himself out.

Breakfast. Perri. Aeddon. The last bowl of cereal. Who gets it?

Aeddon isn't a gentleman, but he is a consummate soldier. He'd give it over to someone on his side but "in need of his protection." (Yeah, right.)

Graysen and Calab are in a room with their respective computers/ipods/boom boxes/whatever listening devices. There are no headphones (just speakers). What happens? (For the sake of argument, they can’t just go into separate rooms)

Calab would abandon his own in favour of whatever Graysen prefers to listen to, because Calab thinks Graysen is a god.

...Then Graysen, more than likely, would at least make an attempt to stomach whatever it is a child that age likes.

Survivor. Who gets voted off the island first? Who wins? Feel free to add any particular misadventures along the way.

Cai gets voted off first, because he's useless. Or maybe Finnis -- his (literal) weak side might negatively impact his particular group's ability to perform some tasks. Cai might be kept around for his building abilities and general knowledge.

Graysen probably wins, because he and Aeddon would likely be the last two (unless Aeddon is on the team with Kalle -- in that case, she'd probably vote him off out of spite, thinking Aeddon is a complete asshole). Aeddon would never vote against Graysen, even if he wanted to.

Perri might just sneak her way to a victory, never giving anyone on the island or watching at home any idea of just how sneakily sadistic she can be.

Calab would go off second, followed by either Cai or Finnis, whichever of them had remained after the first round. Kalle would probably make it to near the end, but wouldn't win, because she would become abrasive and off-putting to the other contestants.

So definitely, Graysen, Perri, or Aeddon to win. Circumstances would determine who...

Kalle and Finnis go out for a night on the town (this can be a date, a “girl’s night out,” or what-have-you). Where do they go?

A puppet show. (READ MY CHRISTMAS STORY. I have no reviews. Nobody read it except Lao.)

...More truthfully, considering I'm looking at the end-of-story characters, probably just out to eat or something, getting away from Finnis and Astrid for awhile.

In a follow up to the previous question, at whatever the most awkward/compromising location on that list is, they run into Perri. What happens?

...I'm assuming I'm supposed to assume incest here?

Perri would gracefully bow out as if she had seen nothing. And Kalle and Finnis would have a shouting match.

Perri is kidnapped. What do Finnis and Graysen do about it (e.g. work together to rescue him/her, work separately and undermine each other’s efforts, ignore the situation completely)?

No way Graysen would ignore it, but he'd probably tell Finnis to stay out of it. Finnis isn't going to be much help if a rescue situation is needed. Unless he could serve as a decoy...

...Yes, if Graysen got desperate enough, he might actually ask Finnis to serve as a decoy (assuming he would be safe), while he went in and rescued Perri.

Calab confesses his/her undying love for Cai. What circumstances would be needed to bring this about, and how does Cai react?

...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

(Though to take the question out of context, I'm imagining something of the journey -- don't ask which -- and Calab falling asleep on Cai's shoulder, which is just about all that needs to be "said" to make the situation clear. Cai will react as Cai always does, with frozen fear followed by gradual acceptance. He has little choice, really, unless he's a complete bastard, which he's not.)

The police have just picked up Kalle on suspicion of committing a crime. Who of the others is most likely to go to the police station and post bail?

--Optional follow up: What crime? Did they do it?

Cai might reluctantly do it. Graysen would be more likely to find himself in a situation to be able to do it. And he would. Cai might dither.

I can think of a few crimes she might commit, but they're spoilers.

Aeddon, Kalle, and Graysen stay at a hotel. Unfortunately, they get stuck with a room with only two beds and no couch. How do they resolve this?

Graysen flits from bed to bed, and is happy to do so?

(He would probably sleep on the floor. Or volunteer. Aeddon would insist that he should sleep on the floor, as Graysen is an imperial prince. Kalle would let them argue it out and take one of the beds.)

Finnis is granted the option to summon the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gang to do their bit with any of the group (including him/herself). Who do they pick?

Possibly himself. Particularly if they can work miracles.

More likely, though, just to see her reaction: Kalle.

All seven discover /b/. Reactions, plz.

...Don't know enough about it, can't check right now, not enough time.

Horror of horrors, the seven of them decide to order pizza. Who survives, who doesn’t, and what kind of pizza do they get? (Seven individual pizzas is considered cheating, yes)

Cai just shrugs and says he likes anything (he doesn't, but he doesn't want to potentially get Aeddon or Kalle on his case). Calab gets ignored in his clamouring for nothing but cheese, and Perri equally gets ignored in her quest for something really bizarre that nobody else has ever even heard of. Finnis wants pepperoni, and fortunately for him, this is also Graysen's favourite, and then, of course, Calab loves it too (even though he hates pepperoni). Aeddon acquiesces to whatever Graysen wants, though he'd really prefer what Perri wanted, because he thinks of himself as a man of the world.

...But Kalle orders, so they get her choice, pineapple and mushrooms, which everyone else agrees is bizarre. And she happily gets most of it to herself. (Only Finnis is bold enough to complain.)

Graysen introduces Finnis to his/her family. How does this go? (Ghosts are allowed for characters with deceased families)

His parents, being consummate diplomats, would welcome this "boy from a far away land." After all, they successfully run an empire -- they have to know how to deal with "natives."

Perri would love Finnis for his apparent strength of character in the face of such early hardship, her strong maternal side shining through.

But the others... Well, Graysen might just forget to introduce Finnis to them. Whoops. Could have happened to anyone. It's only the majority of his family, right?

Calab, Finnis, and Perri are in a play with a kissing scene. Who will have to kiss whom, and what do all three of them think of it?

Perri would probably go for kissing Calab on the forehead. If it has to be a full-on kiss, she'd really have to go with Finnis, wouldn't she? Perri loves children, but not quite in that way.

Your story is being made into a movie, and the characters you’ve listed are allowed to pick who will be involved. Who do they choose? (This can be to play themselves or each other, to direct, compose, etc.)

Everyone else would insist on Graysen playing himself. Nobody else could manage it. And he would be flattered -- and would certainly go for it. Graysen did always rather fancy himself a leading man.

Cai would refuse to have anything to do with it, and request that he be taken out of the whole damn thing.

Kalle would secretly want to be herself, but sure everyone would point out all the reasons why that wouldn't work. She's got some self-image issues that aren't terribly obvious. She'd probably want to be director instead. Have some say in how it all plays out.

Perri, like Graysen, would play herself, and see it as something of her right. She'd never even consider anyone else doing it.

Aeddon would want to direct. There would be some arguing amongst the others over who would be more of a tyrant, Aeddon or Kalle.

Finnis would probably love to do lights, something he could manage with his weakness if someone else actually handled them, and giving him a prime spot to watch everything unfold. (Something he has gotten used to having to do.)

Calab would be not-so-gently shoved to one side and ignored completely. (Story of his life, really.)

Cai is pissed off over something. What do they do, and, more importantly, how do the others respond (you know, try to cheer them up, hide, etc.)?

Cai? Pissed off?! Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeer...................

But he'd keep it to himself, silently going over and over and over whatever he feels has been done unjustly (particularly to himself), never saying a word. Nobody else would likely even notice something's wrong, though Kalle and/or Graysen might notice that he seems to be sulking, but what's new about that?

...My characters look more and more like horrible stereotypes the more of these I do.

I'm going to try to write mine later, but... would anyone mind if I did it a little differently than the others? I have an idea I want to try. It might not work, but if it does, I think it might be kind of fun.

...If it doesn't work, I'll do a "normal" one, but I thought I'd give the other at least an attempt first.