A dark figure approaches. He doesn't seem to be evil or ominous in any way, shape, or form.



I put on my robe and wizard hat.



False alarm, people. It's just Michael Flatley going to a funeral.



wait what?



Must be some sort of radical new machine-based summoning magick.







OH MY GOD



































IT'S ROBOCOP


And in the next chilling chapter:






Japanamericans!






Fat animal-themed superheroes that aren't Ryu from Gatchaman!






BATTLE VIOLINIST.

I know what this thread is missing:

Battle music.

IT'S THE SHADOWBORG

Jesus I haven't seen this in forever

It's BlackBeet you rehab.

BlackBeet is the dying clone of the main character in Jukou B-Fighter, BlueBeet, and becomes a B-Fighter to obsessively pursue a final battle with his "brother" and validate his own existence.

Shadowborg is a soulless immortal copy of the Blue Beetleborg's armor who just wants to destroy the world for no reason other than for the sake of destroying the world.

Get it right, brah.

I thought you said it was Robocop

no its Peter Weller

oic