Inspired by Jean's picture in the Post Your Pictures thread of him drinking bottles bigger than his head, pick a forumer (or more) and list the most likely cause of their death in the future. A morbid topic, sure, but I think quite a few of us will die interesting deaths.

For instance, Jean, of course, will probably depart from our forums due to alcohol poisoning. We will miss him greatly. R.I.P. ='(


Play nice kids!

Sludgey will die in a political riot while trying to defend the president from a sniper's bullet. Unfortunately the gun will be powerful enough to pierce her body and hit the president , though the trajectory will be changed and it will be a non-vital shot.

CovertSushi will probably drown rescuing families from a sinking cruise liner. He'll put forth a valiant effort, but pulling the 537th person half a mile to shore will prove too much and he'll sink to the dark depths. His body will never be found as it will be found by merpeople and kept in a museum of valiant humans who gave their lives saving others from the depths.

Or maybe he'll choke on a gumball.

*Shrug*

Sludgey will probably just stay in the sun too long one day and all the liquid in her sludge will evaporate leaving, uh, hmmm...What would you call it anyways? Dried sludge? Heck if I know.

Or maybe she'll save the president, that one's a tad more glamorous.

DoubleL will die attempting to realize a random noodle implement, like doing something creative with a blender, a fridge filled with gummy bears and a small puppy.

EFF.

Found by humans is what I meant, but I'll admit that it is phrased stupidly. I'm going to go lock myself in my sadness chamber now.

abicion will die to the hands of japanophobes.

Abicion - Death by mass orgy of squirrels!? We'll never know what Abicion did when the blinds closed.
MasterT - A random loli will stab his face till there's no piece of skin left to save. He'll then commit suicide due to massive ugliness.
Sludgey - A Charizard will f***ing eat her, that's what'll happen.
Moontoon - Diabetes, cuss she's too sweet for her own good.
Shadowfox - He'll be torn to shreds, trying to wrestle a bear.
Cyke - He'll be found dead in someone's basement, ducktaped to a chair, with his eyes poked out and a pair of headphones on. Attached to a CD player with the song Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" played, over and over again.
jimbob - he'll just get shot.

i'll think of more later.

Chosen Zelos will be killed by all the girls he slept with (or tried) while impersonating himself as either Seth Rogan or Zelos Wilder.

NT will die from not being able to wait for the Left 4 Dead dlc.

slardby - death by bidoof (edit) that will happen while she's asleep mid conference

Skythe will die from too much sodium intake while eating his 50th lunchable in one lunch sitting.