Narcoleptic Sloth
Apple Gumi Eater
Number of posts: 31
Registration date: 2008-11-28
 |  Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday  Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:01 am | |
| Happy birthday, yo.  |
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Matthias
Master of Tea
 
Number of posts: 50
Age: 22
Location: The Mayship
Registration date: 2009-01-09
| | Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:36 am | |
| Well, at least one forum is working for my birthday. Thanks all! And what do I get to do for my birthday? Job training. D'oh. But at least I HAVE a job now, so I certainly am not complaining. My birthday, however, I feel, has the best timing ever. Why? Olive Garden's neverending pasta bowl happens every year right around my birthday. So Saturday I plan to consume more pasta and iced tea than is humanly healthy. HUZZAH _________________  |
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Shadowfox
Knight of Zero
 
Number of posts: 133
Age: 25
Location: Britannia, with Lulu and Kallen...
Registration date: 2008-12-09
| | Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:50 am | |
| | Drake wrote: | Each day, the pot would call the kettle black. The kettle did not know why; as he was nowhere near black. The pot... the pot was black. It wasn't an insult, at least to the kettle, so the absurdity of being called black every single day with no actual meaning behind the word was starting to get confusing. "It must be because my owner makes black tea with my water!", said the kettle. He stuck to this assumption and the next day, hoped that his owner would make a cup of green tea. It was healthier, after all. But that day, the owner still made black tea. And the next day, and the next day, and the next day. But one day, the owner read an article that green tea would rejuvenate you better than black tea. And so, he went to the store and bought some green tea. Of course, the kettle was ecstatic. The owner boiled his water in the kettle, and settled down with some nice green tea. "Now the pot can't call me black!", said the kettle. The next day, the pot went by the kettle as he did every day, stared at him, and stated, "You are black." The kettle was as dumbfounded as ever, but the owner certainly did make a damn good pot of green tea.
The moral of the story is: I like coffee better.
happy birthday |
Sweet lord how to you come with stuff like this. 
Anyway, probably late but Happy Birthday Matthias. Drank a lot of tea today just so you know. |
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Moontoon
Admin
 
Number of posts: 612
Age: 24
Location: Sweden
Registration date: 2008-11-27
| | Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:55 am | |
| I was going to make this thread =( Ah well. Happy birthday~ _________________   |
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Blue Lightning
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Number of posts: 616
Age: 18
Location: Sacred Grounds, with Curly
Registration date: 2008-11-27
| | Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:25 am | |
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Moontoon
Admin
Number of posts: 612
Age: 24
Location: Sweden
Registration date: 2008-11-27
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DoubleL
I AM PROVIDENCE
 
Number of posts: 413
Age: 19
Location: The City Of Fear, Home to the Worlds Largest Basket Factory
Registration date: 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:25 pm | |
| Happy Birthday you there. Because I'm listening to "Katamari on the Rocks" at the moment, I give you a Katamari Cake:  |
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Abyss Guardian
LUKEGASM
 
Number of posts: 375
Age: 17
Registration date: 2008-11-29
| | Subject: Re: Tea guy's birthday Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:25 pm | |
| happy belated birthday _________________  thanks Slider and Brit |
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