Come on muthafuckas y'all think you know me
Yo think yo rhymes can beat mines then show me
I'm a hundred million dongs flying out from the sun
When my shadow falls across the world people start to run
But you can't flee or escape from the doom that I bring
When we all splooge as one you just won't feel a thing
We'll bury yo world not in fire but in cum
You thinkin' you can dodge this fate? Nigga you pretty dumb
My people are hungry, they been sleeping for aeons
Waiting to recolour the world, an' I don't mean with crayons
We'll fly out from our hood when the stars are right
To envelop and eat you niggas, man this shit is tight
Don't go thinkin' I ain't gonna have mercy
Your pain is the only food that really fills me
Ah gonna keep you alive hid away in a tank
IV drips of pure fear and a preserved ass to spank
Eternal slavery beneath the dicks' reign of horror
Nigga s'it really worse than yo' war on terror?
You brought down the towers and all my brothas inside them
Now me n my homies comin' home to avenge them
Bin Laden knew about us, and he bombed them to stop it
Free humanity from the reign of the dongs so morbid
But we were too smart for that, nigga, we had our backup plans
Escaped, declared war, made terrorists of Imams
Ron Paul knew too, so we had to demonize and hate
Get the media to pretend there was no such candidate
Now the damage is done and our man's in the House
Infestin' yo country like your walls with a mouse
Judgement day's drawin in nigga betta believe this
Pray to who you like ain't nobody to hear it
An' on top of this you presume to moderate over me too?
Bitches, I'll make personal loveslaves of every one of you
Fillin' all of your entrances (and one exit) with my shaft
Don' worry about the pain, after a few years it won't last
No longer do I have to jerk it into the gas
Cause I'm comin from the sun to stick it in yo ass
There just never can be
A more perfect being than me
Cause I'm the hundred million dongs that you're soon gonna see
Flyin out to coat you in my dreadful sticky stuff
Yo gotta it right, I do it 'cause I love
I don't hate yo, niggas, yo just don't understand
Want to destroy me, call me an abomination to man
I cut out all the fluff and leave only the shaft
I'm what every man wants to be and what every girl wants to have
I am the penis, hear me and obey
Cause either way you're gonna bow to me someday

it is very beautiful

http://media.putfile.com/Dongs-from-the-Sun

Should I make a Dongs from the Sun EP y/n

oh god yes.

you are an amazing and very talented man

Dis ***** got soul

Power Fist (Meat of the Dog)

This is your host V. Dweller
Comin' to you live from the Californian Wasteland
To share a tale of human warmth and loss in this cold bleak world
Let the story be told, yeah, yeah, come on bitches

For twenty-three years I been wanderin' this waste
Walkin' past endless houses that're copy n paste
Saw a radscorpion the other day :tom:
I ain't ashamed to tell you that I ran away :tom:
Tried to join the Brotherhood but they weren't havin me
Said I'd bring their image down unacceptably
I told them to take their power armah n run
I chase them down and :tom: their faces with my giant dong
I wear a leather jacket n carry a shotgun

Found me a dog in a town made a junk
Initially planned to kill him and hide him in my trunk
To make for good eatin when I travelled the land
But he came up to me and he jus licked my hand
Mah heart nearly broke there, but I became a man
Now me n Dogmeat travel all across the desert sand
If there was anything left in life that I missed
I found it when I found my new toy, my Power Fist

Now this is where my story might get kinda sad
Where I recount an experience of which I'm not glad
Like any kid I'd heard tales of great underground vaults
Where people grew up, clean and pure as colts
Dismissed them all as an old wives' tale
Spread by tribal elders, their sanity bailed
So imagine my surprise when I met a young lass
Clad in a vault jumpsuit that showed off her ass

Chorus:
I invited you to stay with me n Dogmeat in our hut (hut)
But you said you didn't want me to Power Fist you, what (what)
It should be an honour to let my dog's meat in your butt (butt)
Now I know you're getting freaky with Harold n Bob, slut

I could've offered you safe shelter n protection
All I wanted in return was some slightly unusual action
But you said that was too much, the price was too high
And that's why I threw you out, I ain't gonna lie
Dunno what you have against me n my power fist (power fist)
But if you wanna stay, learn to love my power fist (power fist)
Cause I ain't never letting go of my power fist (power fist)
Power fist, muthafucka
Power fist
Power fist

Now that girl wanders the waste, just like I did
But without a loyal dog or a fist like I had
Girl's gonna come to a sticky end, and I'm pissed
It coulda been avoided if she'd accepted my fist

I caught a report on the radio the other day
Three Dog and his homies were comin out to play
They told me about a girl from Vault 108
Who'd been ravaged by Supermutants over the course of three days
Her body was left for scavengers to find
Picked clean of all but the most basic supplies
You could almost hear the jokers dryin their eyes
But you know it, :tom:, I never even cried
cause

Chorus:
I invited you to stay with me n Dogmeat in our hut (hut)
But you said you didn't want me to Power Fist you, what (what)
It should be an honour to let my dog's meat in your butt (butt)
Now I know you're getting freaky with Harold n Bob (slut)

The moral of this story, kids, is easy to see
You ever find yourselves lost just come runnin to me
Me n Dogmeat can offer you safe haven at last
All we ask in return is to let us DP your ass

Still waiting for that cover art.

Well, uh, neat.

Hitler's Mum (Dongs over Baghdad)

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It was the second Tuesday in the month of June
The smell of fresh roses and the Earth in bloom
For breakfast, had a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
But the dongs invaded before I had lunch

(AAAAAUWWW NAAAAUW)

It was over in hours, nobody could save us
When a hundred million dicks flew down to enslave us
I fled with my homies on a stolen snowmobile
But we couldn't climb a hill 'cause it didn't have wheels

I sacrificed them to save me (may they be remembered)
Had to flee the country 'cause my days were numbered
When I set off in a boat, I began to hatch my plan
To take back the world while still fighting the man

Fought my way through dong after dong with an axe
Nothin' makes me feel alive like hearin' scrotums crack
Had to get to Ingolstadt to finish my plot
Where I broke into the laboratory of Adam Weishaupt

In ancient scrolls and texts I found the secret of life
Attempting to clone a famous German leader (and his wife)
I tried to clone Hitler, but something went wrong
Instead of the fuhrer I got Hitler's mum

I took what I could get, torched the lab and ran
We ended up in a cave in Afghanistan
"I'll make the fuhrer myself!" so I pronged her all day
Bought Viagra on the 'net so my erection would stay

Eventually one stormy night he entered the world
(SAMPLE: "There is a disturbance in the force"), the Hitler-child
He came out fully formed, moustache and uniform
Barking hurried orders at Generals long gone

I told him 'bout the war but he wouldn't join in
'til I told him that the dongs, they had no foreskin
"Juden Schweine!" he barked and marched out into the land
Took the battle to Iraq and the dongs over Baghdad

Me and his mum just sat and watched the fun
As he strapped on his jetpack and started to burn
With righteous fury he raised his undead army
Brought back Goerring and Mengel with powerful necromancy

The Fourth Reich **** takin' to the sky
Limbs animated by hate and fire in they eyes
Hitler stood at the front, led his new Aryan race
'til the king of dongs spurted all over his face

His army lost heart, the **** pressed the attack
Sticky manjuice splashing Nazis and forcing them back
****, yo' think they'd cut them any slack?
The dong's reign was very soon right back on track

Then from the East there came the thunderous roar
Of a radioactive, screaming, glowing green horde
They charged towards the dongs, rapin' 'n' lootin'
An unwashed Russian horde led by Vladimir Putin

The sun was nearly setting as the showdown began
The final epic battle of dong versus man
Remember well, that scene you saw lad
As the last of the humans fought the dongs over Baghdad

The battle lasted long, well into the night
Neither Putin nor the Donglord gave an inch in the fight
But the clash had died down by first morning light
Revealing on the battlefield a terrible sight

Of the two mighty armies only two were alive
Putin, fuelled by anger and the will to survive
The donglord, squishing 'round on the bodies of its friends
Putin dropped his pants and growled "let this be the end"

The donglord's heads were many and powerful
But Putin's willy hung low and thick as your elbow
They slapped and they pooped together for hours
'til at last Putin revealed the full extent of his powers

A wicked gleam in his eye he let his spurt cum forth
It caused a sonic boom and tore apart the Earth
The dong-king struggled to find steady ground
When the spurtalicious fluid gave it a fatal wound

When the dust finally settled, Putin strode forth
Into the cave where he found me and me ho
Hitler was there, hiding from the dreadful battle
When he saw the Russian, he just began to prattle

He said that he deserved to inherit the Earth
The warrior eyed him coldly and measured his worth
They couldn't agree on who would lead the New World Order
Looked like it was time for a battle (no quarter)

(Rap battle between Hitler and Putin, TBC)

i've been working on my russian accent while rapping

it is not going successfully

All my accents come out as a bastardized mix of Russian, Indian and Polish, so the bar hasn't been raised very high there

i will repress your rap if you'd like

To do:

ITZ COMING
Gardens of the Dong
jimbob is a stupid slut
Knights of Kwanstania
I am Scared of Girls

Goddamnit what else was there