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swordandshield
Posts : 254 Join date : 2014-03-31 Location : Enter by the Narrow gate -Yahushua-
| Subject: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:59 am | |
| I walked to the store, came back out and there was a duck outside and it followed me all the way home, about a half a block away. Why did it do that? | |
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Bo Staff Katana Fatal Old Man
Posts : 345 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 37 Location : Katy, TX
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:16 am | |
| Did you pick up bread at the store? | |
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swordandshield
Posts : 254 Join date : 2014-03-31 Location : Enter by the Narrow gate -Yahushua-
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:23 am | |
| No just a cup of soda. lol | |
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DoubleL
Posts : 75 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:27 pm | |
| Ducks are bad people. Next, he'll just start showing up uninvited, rummaging through your fridge, and screwing with all your video game save files, all while dragging his bizarre corkscrew penis across your laminate floors and making inappropriate comments towards your family members. | |
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Slivendiferious Quilvius
Posts : 1265 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 33 Location : Netherlands, The
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:46 pm | |
| Did it look like this? Image courtesy of Dan Shive of El Goonish ShiveBecause if that is the case, it was trying to distract you. | |
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Arn Tensoku Star
Posts : 491 Join date : 2014-02-06
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:52 pm | |
| - DoubleL wrote:
- Ducks are bad people. Next, he'll just start showing up uninvited, rummaging through your fridge, and screwing with all your video game save files, all while dragging his bizarre corkscrew penis across your laminate floors and making inappropriate comments towards your family members.
I want one of those. | |
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Falcom School Idol
Posts : 1195 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 30 Location : Umi dah!
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:56 pm | |
| -reads replies-
What am I reading? | |
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Suikoden Tired
Posts : 1164 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 34 Location : Studying deep-sea bioluminescence with Dr. Casey.
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:56 pm | |
| In all likelihood, that duck was mostly one of the many countless robot duck spies employed by Harbinger. He has a grand network that's on an international scale y'see. He keeps tabs on everyone here. Have you ever wondered why your refrigerator is miraculously cleaned on random occasions or why the dust atop the blades of your ceiling fan are suspiciously absent? Or maybe you've been curious about these wondrous inventions? ~Duck-Billed Protective Muzzle For Dogs~~Knitted Beard Hat~Yep, all of those are courtesy of Harbinger! He's a man of mystery but thankfully I'm legally allowed to divulge this much info! Trust me, you don't wanna come into contact with his legal department because these lil guys don't screw around! - Falcom wrote:
- -reads replies-
What am I reading? Greatness ya silly billy! | |
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swordandshield
Posts : 254 Join date : 2014-03-31 Location : Enter by the Narrow gate -Yahushua-
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:11 pm | |
| Haha, you guys crack quack me up. It's still outside too since this morning so maybe its a spy and a stalker! :O
I did give it some bread though...maybe that's why he/she won't leave. >.>
Last edited by Suikiwiden on Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:46 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : your face) | |
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DoubleL
Posts : 75 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:28 pm | |
| Start telling it about foie gras until it goes away. | |
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Tenshigami Hair Trigger Mage
Posts : 1083 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 40 Location : Where monsters rampage, etc
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:54 pm | |
| This thread quacks me up. | |
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Suikoden Tired
Posts : 1164 Join date : 2014-02-02 Age : 34 Location : Studying deep-sea bioluminescence with Dr. Casey.
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:45 pm | |
| - DoubleL wrote:
- Start telling it about foie gras until it goes away.
That's just fowl, man. | |
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swordandshield
Posts : 254 Join date : 2014-03-31 Location : Enter by the Narrow gate -Yahushua-
| Subject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:12 pm | |
| - DoubleL wrote:
- Start telling it about foie gras until it goes away.
Lol, it finally went away but it stayed from the morning til night, possibly early morning. And I see you editing my post Suiki, nice pun. Speaking of quacking, it sure did quack a lot. It was trying to talk to me I guess...probably saying gimme some food! >.> On a side note, it did let me pet it, so it was surprisingly comfortable around me. Ducks are so soft. | |
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