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PostSubject: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:59 am

I walked to the store, came back out and there was a duck outside and it followed me all the way home, about a half a block away. Why did it do that?
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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:16 am

Did you pick up bread at the store?

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:23 am

No just a cup of soda. lol

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:27 pm

Ducks are bad people. Next, he'll just start showing up uninvited, rummaging through your fridge, and screwing with all your video game save files, all while dragging his bizarre corkscrew penis across your laminate floors and making inappropriate comments towards your family members.
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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:46 pm

Did it look like this?


Image courtesy of Dan Shive of El Goonish Shive

Because if that is the case, it was trying to distract you.
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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:52 pm

DoubleL wrote:
Ducks are bad people. Next, he'll just start showing up uninvited, rummaging through your fridge, and screwing with all your video game save files, all while dragging his bizarre corkscrew penis across your laminate floors and making inappropriate comments towards your family members.
I want one of those. Sad

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:56 pm

-reads replies-

What am I reading?

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:56 pm

In all likelihood, that duck was mostly one of the many countless robot duck spies employed by Harbinger. He has a grand network that's on an international scale y'see. He keeps tabs on everyone here.

Have you ever wondered why your refrigerator is miraculously cleaned on random occasions or why the dust atop the blades of your ceiling fan are suspiciously absent? Or maybe you've been curious about these wondrous inventions?

~Duck-Billed Protective Muzzle For Dogs~


~Knitted Beard Hat~


Yep, all of those are courtesy of Harbinger! He's a man of mystery but thankfully I'm legally allowed to divulge this much info! Trust me, you don't wanna come into contact with his legal department because these lil guys don't screw around!



Falcom wrote:
-reads replies-

What am I reading?
Greatness ya silly billy!

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:11 pm

Haha, you guys crack quack me up. It's still outside too since this morning so maybe its a spy and a stalker! :O

I did give it some bread though...maybe that's why he/she won't leave. >.>


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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:28 pm

Start telling it about foie gras until it goes away.
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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:54 pm

This thread quacks me up.

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:45 pm

DoubleL wrote:
Start telling it about foie gras until it goes away.
That's just fowl, man.

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PostSubject: Re: So I had a duck follow me home   Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:12 pm

DoubleL wrote:
Start telling it about foie gras until it goes away.
Lol, it finally went away but it stayed from the morning til night, possibly early morning.

And I see you editing my post Suiki, nice pun. Speaking of quacking, it sure did quack a lot. It was trying to talk to me I guess...probably saying gimme some food! >.>

On a side note, it did let me pet it, so it was surprisingly comfortable around me. Ducks are so soft.
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