"Another year has come and gone fer ya, huh?"
"Boy do I ever know that feelin'."
"Things can get real tough fer folks like us..."
"Suddenly, you start findin' yerself on the receivin' end of fireballs."
"Suddenly, no one stops ta ask how yer
doin' anymore after takin' quite a beatin' from monsters!"
, when ya find yerself oddly short on change no one wants ta pay yer bill fer dinner..."
"It's a tough world out there for suave heroes such as ourselves but even still..."
"Us compatriots have ta stick together!"
"Kids today think they know the glory days but the two of us know better!"
"All that bein' said, I got yeh a 'lil somethin' ta celebrate the times."
"Have a good one, pal!"