Keele on Aqua

After 150 years of Terra-foruming, Tales of Reservia, the formerly planet known as the place with the Tales forum, now has more than 90 percent of its population has abandoned. A young girl named Aquarimms arrives at the forum of Reservia, an exact replica of the old Tales forums, hoping to become a forum gamer, the most coveted job on this forsaken forum. Rimms has just made her home in the town of forum games, along with her fated encounter with the MAN OF KEELE. They made love and then the rest of the forums was jealous, the end.

Stay tuned for the sequel that will never happen. Please buy our first volume.



You know you are doki doki right now.

ALSO

Quote :

This is a sAD FORUM.
Discuss.

Oh look it's Aqua.
Oh look I see Keele.
Oh look we got forum games.

time 2 start

you have summoned keele.



how am i supposed to yell if i can't turn my text super gigantic and eye irritating red. what's this game is about is it like, the new spiderman game where you could put out the fire and save people. i love that game. how am i supposed to stay on topic here is this actually relevant

keele has already summoned more demons and will murder you people in cOLD BLOOD!!!! THE LONG LOST PLANET OF RESERVIA IS NOW BEING DESTROYED AND YOU CAN JUST GO AND SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL WITH A GOOD OLD lauGH TRACK TO GO ALONG WITH IT. HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT EVIL EMPEROR KEELE

okay now you have to continue the story in some sort of way is that how this works

What is Keele holding?
Are you a summon spirit of the forum games now?

No, this game is more like understanding each other because we are understanding and need to understand how love understands the understandingness of understandings, like Miss Understanding, not Spiderman.

KeeletheMan wrote:

keele has already summoned more demons and will murder you people in cOLD BLOOD!!!! THE LONG LOST PLANET OF RESERVIA IS NOW BEING DESTROYED AND YOU CAN JUST GO AND SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL WITH A GOOD OLD  lauGH TRACK TO GO ALONG WITH IT. HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT EVIL EMPEROR KEELE

wat is dat

KeeletheMan wrote:

okay now you have to continue the story in some sort of way is that how this works

We then voted for Keele for Evil El Presidente in order to obtain the Keele meal deal along with a banana peel served on wheels.

And why is there a youtube link on my signature!?
And who is the Mother of Portuguese Chula Dancing?!!?!?!?




This depicts our love more accurately, with whoever tampered with my innocence at the end.

AquaRimms wrote:

What is Keele holding?
Are you a summon spirit of the forum games now?

No, this game is more like understanding each other because we are understanding and need to understand how love understands the understandingness of understandings, like Miss Understanding, not Spiderman.

that was actually volume one of Keele on Aqua and keele bought it to burn it with fire 'cause turd

aqua!!!!111111 wrote:

We then voted for Keele for Evil El Presidente in order to obtain the Keele meal deal along with a banana peel served on wheels.

as evil el presidente he has started his plans of taking over the planet reservia by starting in the local areas and fixing everything to his liking and charming the sukwiians to fall under the plans and join along- sECRETLY... being enslaved.............. BUT KEELE IS TOO CHARMING AND CANNOT BE STOPPEDd

aQUA MONKEY wrote:

And why is there a youtube link on my signature!?
And who is the Mother of Portuguese Chula Dancing?!!?!?!?

i kNOW I FRIGGIN GOT MAD AT SEEING MY PERFECT FORUM TITLE CHANGED TO SENSELESS GARBAGE AND I WAS RANTING ABOUT IT EARLIER TODAY WHEN I'VE REALIZED THE TRASH DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN DONE TO PERFECTION1!!11 I AM MAD AT THAT THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT KEELE GETS MAD AT THINGS LIKE THIS.1!!1\\\ or they do know and wanted to make me mad because they are this:

jk that's actually me getting mad at perfect minor things that hAVE BEEN RUINED LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS FORM I CAN'T EVEN MAKE MY BIG RED TEXT SOMEONE TELL ME CODES FOR THAT MY GOODNESS!!! hOW aRE YOU PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS YOURSELVES LIKE THIS UGH. nEED I PULL OUT THE CAVEMAN PICTURE??

These images tho
I missed this

KeeletheLoser wrote:

that was actually volume one of Keele on Aqua and keele bought it to burn it with fire 'cause turd

HEY YOU



Keele is Aqua is a MASTERPIECE that shall not be defiled by Keele feces.
#learn2respect

KeeletheScrub wrote:

as evil el presidente he has started his plans of taking over the planet reservia by starting in the local areas and fixing everything to his liking and charming the sukwiians to fall under the plans and join along- sECRETLY... being enslaved.............. BUT KEELE IS TOO CHARMING AND CANNOT BE STOPPEDd

Keele is not charming. Keele is a tsundeer. You know how they look like by this point so it would be redundant to post a picture.

Nose itcher Keele wrote:

aQUA MONKEY wrote:

And why is there a youtube link on my signature!?
And who is the Mother of Portuguese Chula Dancing?!!?!?!?

i kNOW I FRIGGIN GOT MAD AT SEEING MY PERFECT FORUM TITLE CHANGED TO SENSELESS GARBAGE AND I WAS RANTING ABOUT IT EARLIER TODAY WHEN I'VE REALIZED THE TRASH DAMAGE THAT HAS BEEN DONE TO PERFECTION1!!11 I AM MAD AT THAT THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT KEELE GETS MAD AT THINGS LIKE THIS.1!!1\\\ or they do know and wanted to make me mad because they are this:

EYE ALL SO GAWT MAD DAT MY ALL DIVINE FORUM TITLES HAS DEVOLVED INTO SOMETHING WTF IDK WHAT IT MEEEEEENS!!

this is my face



Aqua is not impressed, time to read some Keele on Aqua to cheer myself up.



SOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

nOW ALL I NEED NAO R NASTY NAPKIN TRASH KEELE EDITS

WE need to wreck the forum games. unless people begin to step in and annoy me to the point of nO. OKAY I DEMAND THIS TOPIC BE CLOSED.

i AM the creator of the topic so can kEELE trusts meh to demand the topic be closed if it comes to be, so kEELE says.



Deal with the Keele.

AquaLemonRinds wrote:

HEY YOU



Keele is Aqua is a MASTERPIECE that shall not be defiled by Keele feces.
#learn2respect

oh no but i've already burned it

meancheesehead wrote:

Keele is not charming. Keele is a tsundeer. You know how they look like by this point so it would be redundant to post a picture.

wow and you're telling me to learn how to respect sheesh.

silent aquatic farts wrote:

SOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

nOW ALL I NEED NAO R NASTY NAPKIN TRASH KEELE EDITS

WE need to wreck the forum games. unless people begin to step in and annoy me to the point of nO. OKAY I DEMAND THIS TOPIC BE CLOSED.

i AM the creator of the topic so can kEELE trusts meh to demand the topic be closed if it comes to be, so kEELE says.



Deal with the Keele.

kele kelee

okay lemme continue the story now

keele has actually casted a spell on all of the sukwiians- what keele didn't know is that it had a time limit and once it has passed the next day, they have been subconsciously there and watching so they know keele plans and have now banished him at the same time of calling him the most repulsive disgusting foul creature ever. he was then fired as el presidente because his intentions did not seem for the well of everyone but only for the worse.

they also threw giant nuts and bolts at him which made him cry with all of the mean names and then his radioactive boogers too


okay so banished and fired from being el presidente
all keele wanted was friends so he thought taking over the world and enslaving people was the best option available at this point but now he's alone and sad somewhere else.

add to the story

EDIT:
i actually keep overlooking the big text people use and i think it's worthy to say this and yes. nowi k now th e code

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTpp8PQSog

GUESS YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY ALL 40 VOLUMES OF KEELE ON AQUA AS WELL AS THE 369 NAUGHTY SIDE STORIES AND 78 BLU RAY BOXES OF THE RECENT KEELE ON AQUA THE NATURAL AND 61 KEELE ON AQUA THE ORIGINATION ANIMATED ADAPTATIONS ONLY FOR FIVE MILLYKADRILLYIONODOLLARS1!!!!1

DON'T GOT THE MONEY?



You must learn the way of the respect, ol'Keele.
Open your kokoro to the friends-o of Tales of Reservia..... o.

KeeletheMan wrote:

kele kelee

real reala

KeeletheMan wrote:

okay lemme continue the story now

keele has actually casted a spell on all of the sukwiians- what keele didn't know is that it had a time limit and once it has passed the next day, they have been subconsciously there and watching so they know keele plans and have now banished him at the same time of calling him the most repulsive disgusting foul creature ever. he was then fired as el presidente because his intentions did not seem for the well of everyone but only for the worse.

they also threw giant nuts and bolts at him which made him cry with all of the mean names and then his radioactive boogers too


okay so banished and fired from being el presidente
all keele wanted was friends so he thought taking over the world and enslaving people was the best option available at this point but now he's alone and sad somewhere else.

add to the story

Hmmm, who are the sukwiians?
Keele went to hire his Eternian minions until he was overthrown by admin and new president Suikiwiden and chief vice president Dr. Casey, the man of two titles.



"The Justice Tales of Reservia...is the name of the justice that will defeat you!"

"Now, Justice and Justice shall become one!"

DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

They arrived to put and end to the terror and reign of KeeleTheTyrant
Being a Tales forum, and the Justice in the name of safe forum gaming, they have sent their own Knights of JUSTICE to attack Keele.




With no where left to run, Keele ran to General Art forum, though being so dead he was easily spotted the the trio.
Keele then was attacked and was forced to resign from El Presidente as he was left no other choice, and left Forum Games.
By leaving Forum Games, he is essentially giving up his title as a cool kid.



With El Presidente expelled, everyone in Reservia lived happily ever after with the guidance of Suikoden and Casey, ji endo.

.......

......................

That's it.

________________________________________________________________________________

THAT'S MY CONCLUSION

Now go read more Keele on Aqua.

AquaRimms wrote:

GUESS YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY ALL 40 VOLUMES OF KEELE ON AQUA AS WELL AS THE 369 NAUGHTY SIDE STORIES AND 78 BLU RAY BOXES OF THE RECENT KEELE ON AQUA THE NATURAL AND 61 KEELE ON AQUA THE ORIGINATION ANIMATED ADAPTATIONS ONLY FOR FIVE MILLYKADRILLYIONODOLLARS1!!!!1

DON'T GOT THE MONEY?

screw that everyone knows keele on the cob is the greatest thing and keele on aqua does not compare. it has the best story and ugh

i personally think it has actual quality to it.

AquaRimms wrote:

You must learn the way of the respect, ol'Keele.
Open your kokoro to the friends-o of Tales of Reservia..... o.

aND JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE?@?!!!?!!11/@#$%^$^?!?!?11/11 kEEle

AquaRimms wrote:

real reala

keEle

AquaRimms wrote:

Hmmm, who are the sukwiians?
Keele went to hire his Eternian minions until he was overthrown by admin and new president Suikiwiden and chief vice president Dr. Casey, the man of two titles.



"The Justice Tales of Reservia...is the name of the justice that will defeat you!"

"Now, Justice and Justice shall become one!"

DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

They arrived to put and end to the terror and reign of KeeleTheTyrant
Being a Tales forum, and the Justice in the name of safe forum gaming, they have sent their own Knights of JUSTICE to attack Keele.




With no where left to run, Keele ran to General Art forum, though being so dead he was easily spotted the the trio.
Keele then was attacked and was forced to resign from El Presidente as he was left no other choice, and left Forum Games.
By leaving Forum Games, he is essentially giving up his title as a cool kid.



With El Presidente expelled, everyone in Reservia lived happily ever after with the guidance of Suikoden and Casey, ji endo.

.......

......................

That's it.

no let me add a plot twist. They were actually both thinking of that exact same story of which have never been spoken out loud... but only seen in the minds. It was all going on just as they were having a basic conversation.

the end. i rate that story 0 out of 10

AquaRimms wrote:

THAT'S MY CONCLUSION

Now go read more Keele on Aqua.

am i allowed to whip out my creepy purple rabbit keele gifs anymore.

okay anyways

keele isn't reading your crap only reading keele on the cob manga then later will eat chips and watch the keele on the cob movie

also keele is not a loser wow. how dare you insult keele keele is mad now that is why that story was rated 0/10 from professional story critics because that was unnecessary

Whole thread: tl;dr

keele is insulted and sad why does no one just message me keele is here you know.

Also Suikini I would quote all of that but

ain't no keele got time to actually edit things better either.

okay but keele acknowledges you that's all that matters. though it is a little rude to steal chips I mean seriously you're stealing from the poor. do you even realize this bad deed you have done.

aren't you ashamed for stealing ol' keele's chips when keeLE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU JUST LIKE PICKING ON KEELE. kEELe. KEELE!!!!!!1111!!!! AHSAGHDrAGGHHH!!!!!!1111111111111

Implications.

Hey guys, what's happening in this thre-

*checks last page*

Oh, em... I'll see myself out. Wish you luck in... whatever you're doing.

........

A lot, from what I read.

Dunno where to start now

KeeletheMan wrote:

keele is insulted and sad why does no one just message me keele is here you know

I then made a sig but it was too big to use so I will post it here



Now let us look at the ocean.

I included the chips that Keele wanted

KeeletheMan wrote:

aren't you ashamed for stealing ol' keele's chips when keeLE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU JUST LIKE PICKING ON KEELE.

and we had know that Keele's favorite drink is mountain dew