Smash your keyboard,(Not Literally)

Alrighty, lemme explain this forum game. Basically, you hit your keyboard (Not hard that you break it, but, alas, smack it somehow, and then you'll receive letters. From then on, you'll make a sentence out of it!) To make this even more fun, with a bit of a twist, try to make it tales related!Now it's your turn!~ (Disclaimer- I am not responsible for anyone breaking their key-board.)
For example-IMJTHB
I must join the Hunting Blades!

Please come up with something more creative than this. This isn't a game since it has no defined ending. You literally created a thread where the point is to increase postcount with no other context.

I'm not locking this thread right now because I know that some asshole will accuse me of trying to win the "game," even though any other mod or admin could still post. There's literally no way this can end well besides deleting the goddamn thread, but then I'm sure some fucker will have screencapped the last post they possibly saw to claim that they are the winner...

SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU'VE CREATED INTERNET CANCER

(Seriously though, edit and change the game to something else.)

I sincerely apologize for that, and I've changed this forum game to something else, which I think should have an end sooner or later, so this should be better, correct?

I think I killed the internet caner, well for now